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The Death Sandwich Also Known As Depth Sandwich is the flagship product of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs and appears in the episode Sandwich of Death. The recipe was created in an ancient dojo thousands of years ago, and was a closely guarded secret. Eventually, Sensai took the recipe and made it into a commercial product, and thus his master holds a grudge.

The sandwich, true to its name, will kill the consumer if not eaten correctly. One must wear cut-off jean shorts and a mullet in order to eat it safely. Therefore, customers of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs must sign a waiver to not sue the restaurant if they eat the sandwich incorrectly, and against leaving the sandwich unattended for consumption by those unaware of the implications.

Preparation

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The sandwich is a foot long, white bread sub, with ham, meatballs and sauce. The preparation process is fairly theatrical, with martial arts-style chopping and spinning of the ingredients, and what appears to be blessing the finished sandwich. It takes roughly fifteen seconds to fully prepare.

Effects

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If eaten incorrectly, the consumer will suffer a deadly illness. Sufferers will undergo six symptoms over the course of six hours.

Their face will start to turn green and they start choking and gagging;

Their face will start to feel like it's on fire;

Their intestines melt away and leak out of their body.

The victim will then shriek in pain, but no one will hear them since they lose their voice.

They will then regain their voice, only to cry out for mercy in ancient, forgotten dialects.

It will obviously conclude with death.

The Double Death Sandwich, which is a double-decked version of the normal Death Sandwich is the deadliest and most unhealthy sandwich known to mankind. Just one bite out of the sandwich will kill the consumer immediately, regardless of whether or not they have the cut-off jean shorts and a mullet.

The only known way to cure the effects of the Death Sandwich is to eat the Sandwich of Life. Taking a single bite from the sandwich will cure the sufferer instantly regardless of how long they've been poisoned by the Death Sandwich. However, unlike the Death Sandwich, the Sandwich of Life is not mass produced and is exceedingly rare to come across. Only Death Kwon Do experts like the Grand Master of Death Kwon Do seem to know the recipe to create it. Its only known ingredient is the bread, which is whole-wheat multigrain.

The Death Sandwich are from Regular Show, from episode Sandwich of Death, Sandwich of Death" is the thirteenth episode in Season 4.

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