YOU WANT TO ENGAGE IN THIS ACTIVITY THAT IS ENTERTAINING, KNOWN AS OVER-COMPLICATING A GROUP OF WORDS, KNOWN AS A SENTENCE, AND CHALLENGE ME!?
If so, I humbly accept your request to duel in this game, but beware: I won’t hold back at all.

I Beg your pardon, dear Homo sapien with the chromozone of XX also known as a female,who seeks to be taken from one location to another via the use of a mobile phone Application designed to allocate users to their destination, typically reffered to as an “Uber”, if it would not be too much of a burden I would quite like it if you were to remove your current presence from within my mechanicle transportation device, sometimes known as an automobile, but typically reffered to as a “Car”. The reason for my asking of you to remove yourself from my vehicle is due to the fact that you are creating the emotion typically reffered to as “RAGE”.