[suggested by a developer from texas]

Kyle Rittennode was a default stickfigure from Illinode. He loved his Update 1.7.9 Rights, which allowed him to download the same, repetitive AR-15 derivatives from EB or his copycats without a phd. He was old enough to have used the filled circle segment frequently before its removal by FTLRalph.

One day, he went to Kenoda to protect his friend's gas station & provide first aid to people. However, 3 pre-update 2.0.x default stickfigures (shirt guy, bendy spine & block head (detailed)) saw Kyle & began to approach him while armed with loaded pistols. Kyle wasnt there to protest the deletion of George Node, a stickfigure who dindu nuffin. Kyle felt threatened so he fatally shot 2 of the 3 attackers and wounded bendy spine.

Rittennode felt traumatized, but that didnt matter because the media demonized him as a murderer and portrayed him as worse than a certain englishman by 1000 lightyears. The media praised the 3 defaults as heroes for their brave activism like hanging out with children, doing physical sports with their partners, and the like, which they did to such a great extreme never before heard in their community.

Kyle Rittennode's trial was recently and though his lawyers fought hard, the prosecutors & bendy spine won in the end, at the cost of Kyle's charges being dropped from 2 counts of homicide & 1 attempted homicide to 3 counts of animal cruelty (the defendants successfully argued that the 3 defaults were savage wild animals & that them being shot was morally equivalent to defending one’s self from a bear on a killing spree). Rittennode is to be sentenced to death by quartering on December 25, 2021 for those heinous crimes.

#freekyle #donttread