Office Bot

Office Bot
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File:Office-Bot.nodes (11.6 KB)

Date:October 6, 2017

Category:People

The Phase 4 Office Bot is the latest in advanced ai technology. with an advanced and adaptive artificial intelligence, the Office Bot (occationally labled as the Thicc'o'tron) can do the boring of jobs that us organic beings don't want to. this robot also has a very longbattery life of 58 hours which is achieved by the large battery pack on it's back.

The Office Bot has been designed to be as appealing to the eye as possible with smooth plastic plating to disguise the unwanted wires and pistons as well as it's glowing, neon lights to add an exiting tone to the robot. we also added a more human voice to our robot while giving it a femenine figure as a way for it to feel less uncanny.

We hope you enjoy our product

(WARNING :The Office Bot must be kept away from water to prevent rusting. Do not keep in packaging. do not teach it to commit crimes. please do not try to engage in intercourse with the robot. Thank you)

Ralph's edit: What is this your bid for a job making weapons for Ratchet and Clank?
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RightyMalty
RightyMalty

Welp! Wtf, did i just read.

ronin
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roninocciferuc-votersubscribermaster-noderfeatured-lvl2uc-winner-lvl2discommunication alien

Hello, me

FredHead3
434
FredHead3occifersubscriberNow this ^^^ is EPIC

Longbattery
The new trend

FredHead3
434
FredHead3occifersubscriberNow this ^^^ is EPIC

Hello I am job bot

FRostBite
411

“please do not try to engage in intercourse with the robot” i think we all will do that

KaoInz
57

I’d never.

Unknown
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FRostBite
411

or would you?

KaijuFace
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KaijuFaceWoke up this mornin, with a stick node to my head.

(Reads description) COMPLUX THIS MEANS YOU.

Seagull
Seagull

Well I now know why the scrapped chip made Ryan get a job as a office worker

Mouser64
4,144

This is clearly not an office bot

Mouser64
4,144

I mean this is a lawyer bot

Unknown
9,801

i would love to turn up to pay my taxes only to see this right in front of me

Mouser64
4,144

But remember Epitaph, “please do not try to engage in intercourse with the robot, thank you”

Unknown
9,801

Damnit

Mouser64
4,144

Also “In Intercourse” Nice spelling or grammar