Technically, they are supposed to be the Cuttle Cousins or the Cuttlefish Cousins. They aren't sisters; they're cousins, and they're not squids; they're cuttlefish.

uh... what else... well, their names put together make "calamari", which was confirmed when fighting DJ Octavio again in Splatoon 2, and those three marks on their abdomen? those are supposed to represent cuts made in squid when cooked.

but i swear, if you sick freaks do what i think you're doing, send me the link.

but seriously, don't do what i know you're going to do. just know this; they weren't even 18 in the last game, they aren't even 20 in the newer game, you...

(this is a long paragraph, huh...)

You waste of life, you energy wasting disease, on your birthday, there is always a great depression. If you do; what I know you're going to do, your IQ has been dumbed down all the way down below the IQ of octopi lasagna, garnished with wet paper towels. We are unable to even fathom your intellect due to how miniscule it is, almost as miniscule as your pp, of which is the size of the singularity of a black hole, you garage-dweller, you basement-gremlin, you attic-goblin. I bet that under your desk (as if you have one) is a stash of Callie, Marie, Pearl, and Marina body pillows, as well as too much Splatoon doujin. I bet five dollars, as that is eighty-nine times of your life-savings.

Lol jk, i would probably do this too... no i wouldn't you freak.

Ok but seriously, did you read that whole paragraph? hope you got some new insults now. And now onto the outro part of today's video.

Stay Safe, Fresh, and Off the Hook! 🙂

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