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Will guard the crap out of your planet.
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YOU SEE THIS THING!? THIS’LL GUARD THE S**T OUT OF YOUR PLANET. IT’LL GUARD IT SO MUCH THAT YOUR ENEMIES WILL F**KING EXPLODE BEFORE EVEN SEEING THE PLANET, NO, BEFORE THEY EVEN KNEW IT EXISTED.
BUT WHAT’S THAT ON IT’S ARM, A MOTHER F**KING LASER GUN THAT IT’LL PROTECT THE F**K OUT OF YOUR PLANET!
F**K YEAH!
IF YOUR ENEMIES EVEN THINK ABOUT YOUR PLANET – JUST THINK.
EVEN IF THEY’RE LIGHT YEARS AWAY. I’M TALKING LIGHT-YEARS. LIKE, MULTIPLE MILLENIA WORTH OF TRAVEL.
THINK. IF THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
BOOM. GONE. INSTANT.
MAN, IF YOUR FOES EVEN THINK ABOUT PLANETS NEAR YOUR PLANET, 20,000 PLANET GUARDIANS WILL BE MADE AND THEY’RE INSTANTLY DEAD.
IF YOUR ENEMIES THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST YOU OR YOUR PLANET GUARDIAN, THEY GET THROWN INTO SPACE, ALSO BEING AN IDIOT AT THE SAME TIME!
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING. THIS THING MIGHT HEAR US! IT WILL WIPE OUR ASSES WITH IT’S EXTREME CIRCLE JACKSTONE THINGY IN IT’S LEFT SIDE.
WHAT
TOO BIG ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What even is this conversation?
Explosive diarrhea
Alright
Is no one else going to comment on the giant robotic turkey on his head?
Or his left hand is a minion’s glove?
Or his legs are just blades?
Or his gun looks like a gun from splatoon?
Lmao
Why is this guy even protecting our planet?
he was created by the planet people of planet planet who were so bored that they made the planet guardians