What did you call me? Yes, obviously if I am a genius (which I am), I understand the nature of your embarrassingly neaurotypical comment. My question wasn’t based on a simple misunderstanding of you’re layman dialect – that never happens to me, I posed this to you so you would be certain that you sincerily believe calling a mathematical prodigy, amateur physicist, tikwodo black-belt, and overall mental giant a “troll” would be a wise course of action. Your unbelivably lucky I have a sharp mind but a blunt temper, if I wanted you gone I could coordinate a script injection into the Reddit database in a matter of seconds, once I had retrived the hashed copy of your password I could decrypt it within 30 minutes with a pencil and paper. Next comes the vengeance: I have commanded the respect of gang members, gangster groups and foreign intelligence agencys around the world, with a single phone call I would be picked up by a specially customised and armed Airbus and flown directly to what was your house (at the time) to stop your fingers ever typing an insult again (or even moving anymore, meaning even your low-skill job at MacDonald’s would be over). With a single coordinated flick of my wrist, you would become the new Stephen Hawking (if his brain was the same complexity as the pickles you put on people’s buns). With my intimidating physics knowledge I would harvest your body for energy generation from nuclear fusion (at least that way you’d be finally useful to society), with small scale particle accelerators run from the chemical pherimones you released due to your well founded terror I would rip the lighter atomic elements from your body in seconds. My mathematical skills speak for themselves, there’s no way I’d waste my knowledge on you in that area. So remember this before you respond: The only thing stopping you from being one of the vegetables you serve each day is my reaction to what you say next, this was your first and final warning. I suggest that from now on you consider your words wiseily 😉
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
Replying to:🎄🏳️⚧️René (F)🏳️⚧️🎄What did you call me? Yes, obviously if I am a genius (which
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Replying to:XplainnWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there is nothing you can do about it, and you’re like “Oh man, guess I’m gonna have to suck this thing”, and you brace yourself for this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and it hits you in the eye. You think to yourself “Well, at least I got that out of the way”, but then the giant cock backs up and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That’s when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 5 hours. That’s what I assume being around you is like.
Replying to:🎄🏳️⚧️René (F)🏳️⚧️🎄Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there is
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, ‘If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.’. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- ‘Don’t ever smoke. Please don’t put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.” I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Replying to:XplainnMy Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years o
You are a disappointment .
whatever number of years anybody has ever put into raising you , or taking care of you , or teaching you good morals and ethics , it’s all gone down the fucking drain .
Such a fucking shame , you were probably also an accident, an accident that ruined the dreams and life plans of your parents .
And you know what’s also sad ? You’re the kind of person to drop out at sophomore year of college to deal drugs , get involved in a crime way bigger than you are , and wake up one day bruised up and naked in your mothers house , with your mother beside you , crying , thinking : “where did I go wrong?” , to immediately realize not aborting you , is where she went wrong .
Replying to:XplainnDamn where are you finding these copypastas?
These are gold
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grinds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it. i will dislocate my own thumb just to shove the entirety of my forearm up your snout. I will control your brain from the inside. you will be my puppet, my pawn, my instrument. Sure you’re sorry, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn’t empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you’d better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin’s Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don’t like you. I don’t like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend, coward, degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion–i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. Allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. I’m fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is anabomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term “human” and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It’s so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that’s the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man’s body will understand it. I would rather withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it, give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water, stub my big toe over 50 times in one day, be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever, be a LITERAL cuckold, get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward, undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair, undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless, be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight – for the rest of my life, have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.
…than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.
I have no sympathy for you. I feel bad for myself for being forced to interact with you. Its bullshit that you are conscious and had to be in my vision. I will never recover from this – you have single-handedly jaded my view of the world and made me very hopeless and cynical. I have been violently puking in 20 minute intervals due to your worthlessness. You’re character is so devoid of any charisma that the only thing to do to would be to force you to change via bullying. You are a moronic human being after all things are considered. Don’t you dare stop reading my long insult that I am hurling towards you. Don’t even think of skimming over even a small portion of it. You need to peruse my long personal attack towards you with great intensity, and take all the hurtful things I have said about you very seriously and personally. The pain and suffering that I have been forced to endure due to you having briefly crossed paths with me has been excruciating. You put such little effort into thinking about your words, its almost as if you farted them out of your mouth. While you do this, your posture looks as if there is extra gravity weighing your down – so much so, that you look as if you’re drowning in a bog all the time. Struggling to make it out of the bog with each step you take. I harbor such deep feelings of pity for myself that I now consider myself to be less fortunate than a diseased homeless person – all because I interacted with you for an extremely brief moment. The length of our interaction was so short that if it was an interaction with anyone else for the same amount of time, I would have forgotten about it incredibly quickly and wouldnt have even been able to recall the basic premise of the interaction. However, since it was you, this interaction could and should be deemed as a crime against humanity. I will demand my doctor to prescribe me a cocktail of antipsychotic meds, xanax, ketamine, and barbiturates. I will be talking large amounts of each of the aforementioned drugs at the same time in hopes of offering me fleeting symptoms of mild relief from the trauma you have caused.
Replying to:🎄🏳️⚧️René (F)🏳️⚧️🎄You are a disappointment .
whatever number of years anybody
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So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it’s you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again,
‘Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn’
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you’re safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That’s a nice life you have, shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health
bar drops
You could use a 1 UP
Get inside, don’t be tardy
So now your stuck in there
Half a heart is left but don’t die die die
die die die
Cus baby tonight
The creeper’s tryna steal our stuff again
Cus baby tonight
Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again
And run run until it’s done done until the sun comes up in the morn’
Cus baby tonight
The Creeper’s tryna steal our stuff again
Replying to:tankI’m not talking about MAB specifically
I’m talking about m
Aren’t you the guy who kept ragging on Robert endlessly because your pussy is sore ?
I know I’m toxic , but can you like not randomly throw yourself into conversations that don’t pertain to you , if you literally hate when I do that…. like my lord you’re such a hypocrite I regret telling you yesterday that you were becoming likeable
Replying to:Collo"because your pussy is sore ?"
I'm literally laughing lm
There’s no other way to describe a person who shoved themselves in a jokeful conversation to try make some non-existent heroic stand , talking about drama he started
Replying to:tankTrying to make me not calm doesn’t help you either.
The a way to calm down
Is not purposely ass yourself into a conversation you know you’ll break under , and turn into a unlikeable cry baby through , only to try and use this situation as another floppy point to bring up in future dramas that only end in cyclings of pure arrogance o your part …
Replying to:tankBut like
Bro scroll through my oldest posts and say that ag
Look, i don’t want to have anything bad with you.
I’m just saying, its not a good idea to joke around during drama.
This isn’t that type of community.
Plenty of people here already don’t like you, they were beginning to but you already brought down your chances by doing this.
If you make it through the community with this personality, that’s good for you. You’ve succeeded at being yourself, and that’s fine with me.
But if you don’t you might have to go with a change.
Replying to:tankNever knew that radon and mab had any history tbh
And I know
😐
I think you can start to see why I felt so acidic reading your comment when I was literally trying to protect Mab and Radon from ravaging each other , helping radon understand what even happened , and trying to keep a high mood , because the more people that squabble , the more chaotic Mab and Radon’s friendship is getting
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grinds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it. i will dislocate my own thumb just to shove the entirety of my forearm up your snout. I will control your brain from the inside. you will be my puppet, my pawn, my instrument. Sure you’re sorry, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn’t empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you’d better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin’s Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don’t like you. I don’t like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend, coward, degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion–i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. Allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. I’m fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is anabomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term “human” and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It’s so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that’s the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man’s body will understand it. I would rather withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it, give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water, stub my big toe over 50 times in one day, be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever, be a LITERAL cuckold, get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward, undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair, undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless, be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight – for the rest of my life, have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.
…than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.
I have no sympathy for you. I feel bad for myself for being forced to interact with you. Its bullshit that you are conscious and had to be in my vision. I will never recover from this – you have single-handedly jaded my view of the world and made me very hopeless and cynical. I have been violently puking in 20 minute intervals due to your worthlessness. You’re character is so devoid of any charisma that the only thing to do to would be to force you to change via bullying. You are a moronic human being after all things are considered. Don’t you dare stop reading my long insult that I am hurling towards you. Don’t even think of skimming over even a small portion of it. You need to peruse my long personal attack towards you with great intensity, and take all the hurtful things I have said about you very seriously and personally. The pain and suffering that I have been forced to endure due to you having briefly crossed paths with me has been excruciating. You put such little effort into thinking about your words, its almost as if you farted them out of your mouth. While you do this, your posture looks as if there is extra gravity weighing your down – so much so, that you look as if you’re drowning in a bog all the time. Struggling to make it out of the bog with each step you take. I harbor such deep feelings of pity for myself that I now consider myself to be less fortunate than a diseased homeless person – all because I interacted with you for an extremely brief moment. The length of our interaction was so short that if it was an interaction with anyone else for the same amount of time, I would have forgotten about it incredibly quickly and wouldnt have even been able to recall the basic premise of the interaction. However, since it was you, this interaction could and should be deemed as a crime against humanity. I will demand my doctor to prescribe me a cocktail of antipsychotic meds, xanax, ketamine, and barbiturates. I will be talking large amounts of each of the aforementioned drugs at the same time in hopes of offering me fleeting symptoms of mild relief from the trauma you have caused.
2021-04-26 01:51:33 UTC 
Cock
Quit
Don’t start
Please
Ok, sorry light
Bet nigga
What did you call me? Yes, obviously if I am a genius (which I am), I understand the nature of your embarrassingly neaurotypical comment. My question wasn’t based on a simple misunderstanding of you’re layman dialect – that never happens to me, I posed this to you so you would be certain that you sincerily believe calling a mathematical prodigy, amateur physicist, tikwodo black-belt, and overall mental giant a “troll” would be a wise course of action. Your unbelivably lucky I have a sharp mind but a blunt temper, if I wanted you gone I could coordinate a script injection into the Reddit database in a matter of seconds, once I had retrived the hashed copy of your password I could decrypt it within 30 minutes with a pencil and paper. Next comes the vengeance: I have commanded the respect of gang members, gangster groups and foreign intelligence agencys around the world, with a single phone call I would be picked up by a specially customised and armed Airbus and flown directly to what was your house (at the time) to stop your fingers ever typing an insult again (or even moving anymore, meaning even your low-skill job at MacDonald’s would be over). With a single coordinated flick of my wrist, you would become the new Stephen Hawking (if his brain was the same complexity as the pickles you put on people’s buns). With my intimidating physics knowledge I would harvest your body for energy generation from nuclear fusion (at least that way you’d be finally useful to society), with small scale particle accelerators run from the chemical pherimones you released due to your well founded terror I would rip the lighter atomic elements from your body in seconds. My mathematical skills speak for themselves, there’s no way I’d waste my knowledge on you in that area. So remember this before you respond: The only thing stopping you from being one of the vegetables you serve each day is my reaction to what you say next, this was your first and final warning. I suggest that from now on you consider your words wiseily 😉
What did I call you??
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Too far gigan. Too far..
I sometimes question if you’re okay.
It’s a copy pasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Almost thought you typed this lmao
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there is nothing you can do about it, and you’re like “Oh man, guess I’m gonna have to suck this thing”, and you brace yourself for this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and it hits you in the eye. You think to yourself “Well, at least I got that out of the way”, but then the giant cock backs up and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That’s when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 5 hours. That’s what I assume being around you is like.
Kinky
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, ‘If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.’. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- ‘Don’t ever smoke. Please don’t put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.” I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
You are a disappointment .
whatever number of years anybody has ever put into raising you , or taking care of you , or teaching you good morals and ethics , it’s all gone down the fucking drain .
Such a fucking shame , you were probably also an accident, an accident that ruined the dreams and life plans of your parents .
And you know what’s also sad ? You’re the kind of person to drop out at sophomore year of college to deal drugs , get involved in a crime way bigger than you are , and wake up one day bruised up and naked in your mothers house , with your mother beside you , crying , thinking : “where did I go wrong?” , to immediately realize not aborting you , is where she went wrong .
Damn where are you finding these copypastas?
These are golden
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grinds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it. i will dislocate my own thumb just to shove the entirety of my forearm up your snout. I will control your brain from the inside. you will be my puppet, my pawn, my instrument. Sure you’re sorry, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn’t empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you’d better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin’s Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don’t like you. I don’t like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend, coward, degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion–i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. Allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. I’m fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is anabomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term “human” and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It’s so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that’s the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man’s body will understand it. I would rather withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it, give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water, stub my big toe over 50 times in one day, be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever, be a LITERAL cuckold, get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward, undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair, undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless, be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight – for the rest of my life, have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.
…than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.
I have no sympathy for you. I feel bad for myself for being forced to interact with you. Its bullshit that you are conscious and had to be in my vision. I will never recover from this – you have single-handedly jaded my view of the world and made me very hopeless and cynical. I have been violently puking in 20 minute intervals due to your worthlessness. You’re character is so devoid of any charisma that the only thing to do to would be to force you to change via bullying. You are a moronic human being after all things are considered. Don’t you dare stop reading my long insult that I am hurling towards you. Don’t even think of skimming over even a small portion of it. You need to peruse my long personal attack towards you with great intensity, and take all the hurtful things I have said about you very seriously and personally. The pain and suffering that I have been forced to endure due to you having briefly crossed paths with me has been excruciating. You put such little effort into thinking about your words, its almost as if you farted them out of your mouth. While you do this, your posture looks as if there is extra gravity weighing your down – so much so, that you look as if you’re drowning in a bog all the time. Struggling to make it out of the bog with each step you take. I harbor such deep feelings of pity for myself that I now consider myself to be less fortunate than a diseased homeless person – all because I interacted with you for an extremely brief moment. The length of our interaction was so short that if it was an interaction with anyone else for the same amount of time, I would have forgotten about it incredibly quickly and wouldnt have even been able to recall the basic premise of the interaction. However, since it was you, this interaction could and should be deemed as a crime against humanity. I will demand my doctor to prescribe me a cocktail of antipsychotic meds, xanax, ketamine, and barbiturates. I will be talking large amounts of each of the aforementioned drugs at the same time in hopes of offering me fleeting symptoms of mild relief from the trauma you have caused.
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So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it’s you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again,
‘Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn’
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you’re safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That’s a nice life you have, shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health
bar drops
You could use a 1 UP
Get inside, don’t be tardy
So now your stuck in there
Half a heart is left but don’t die die die
die die die
Cus baby tonight
The creeper’s tryna steal our stuff again
Cus baby tonight
Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again
And run run until it’s done done until the sun comes up in the morn’
Cus baby tonight
The Creeper’s tryna steal our stuff again
So you play cod?
Nah, couldn’t get into it tbh.
I do find the Navy Seals copypasta comedic though.
yeah fuck you gigan this post was a 10/10 masterpiece you’re dumb and short
Please…
Its too late at night to start rn..
We’re all tired, please.
Fuck off
How about you f- off?
I’m tired, and not in the mood to deal with sh-, so shut it.
Got all that?
Uh yeah let me tell you about this cool thing called a joke
Even though honestly I don’t know if it really is a joke,because you’re actually fucking annoying
Sorry, I’m just really tired.
I know that’s not an excuse, but I’m trying to apologize
Edit: it says it causes amusement or laughter. Your “joke” did neither of the 2, so how about you just stop trying to joke.
You won’t stop me from comedy sir
I am like Amy Schumer if that hag had a sense of humor instead of spouting nonsense 24/7 and calling it “funny”
Speaking of spouting nonsense,you seem pretty fond of doing so.
Also it did cause amusement
My own amusement
Shut up.
No
User Banned
Ayy calm down
I’m calm.
Crying my eyes out, no joke, but fine
no, i have to get my
opinion out, gigan is a bitch ass motherfucker and he deserves to rot in hell with all of his figures
Jesus, mab.
Wouldn’t be talking loud now bitch boy
Only reason anyone remembers you is cause me and a few kept your memory up , seems now like it was a bad move tho
that’s far enough dude :’(
Far enough is when you finally stop oozing out your toxicity on others like a plague
how come you know just how to make me feel like shit
User Banned
How come are you still acting like you’re friends with Gigan
…I mean…
look who’s talking
You really love to zip around from slightly bearable , to back to your old fucking annoyances
This is literally what I’m talking about lmfao
Me and him were joking , dumb ass
Besides , there’s no reason you should be treated like a human with the amounts of bullshit you pull
I’m not talking about MAB specifically
I’m talking about me, the person you and Scarlett just teamed on, and the rest of the people you almost bullied off the site
And when I make a remark, you wanna pull the “wE wERe jOkiNG” excuse
There’s a difference between name calling, and straight up bullying, mate
Aren’t you the guy who kept ragging on Robert endlessly because your pussy is sore ?
I know I’m toxic , but can you like not randomly throw yourself into conversations that don’t pertain to you , if you literally hate when I do that…. like my lord you’re such a hypocrite I regret telling you yesterday that you were becoming likeable
“because your pussy is sore ?”
I’m literally laughing lmfao.
There’s no other way to describe a person who shoved themselves in a jokeful conversation to try make some non-existent heroic stand , talking about drama he started
You literally butted yourself in a joke conversation trying to play victim when no one even remembered you existed when we were talking
You’re trying to play some high hero role and you’re failing miserably
This was all a joke , the OP knows the messages me and Scarlett sent are literally copypastas and jokes…
He’s fine rn , least he said he was
Smiling rn dunno why
…are you really pulling this card again
The “Chill and calm” card , failed you when during the Ash and Robert drama dumbass
Trying to act like some cool guy saying “I’m laughing” or smiling , doesn’t help you
Trying to make me not calm doesn’t help you either.
The a way to calm down
Is not purposely ass yourself into a conversation you know you’ll break under , and turn into a unlikeable cry baby through , only to try and use this situation as another floppy point to bring up in future dramas that only end in cyclings of pure arrogance o your part …
ok how do I respond to that-
Are you actually going to do something or are you just going to continue to “enlighten the mood”.
Most likely both
Sounds like to me your tilting towards one side more than the other.
Light anims what point are you trying to make?
I don’t understand what your trying to do.
It just sounds like your trying to sound like your calm and unbothered when you could be trying to make reason with gigan.
I am trying to make reason lmao
If he can’t take 3 words and shove it down his enormous ego, then he can suck it
I am literally playing with Mab
And you came here to talk about how I treated you
There is no correlation, you butted in here just to play lousy victim
And now it back fired
How is randomly guilt tripping me in the middle of a joke post
Reasoning…
Look , no offense Collision
But stop looking for like , positive reasons where people clearly acted out of spite retardedly
Light did this just to guilt trip , not to try to teach me some lesson , nor to stop drama , nothing like that
He just wanted to Bitch yet again , about the disrespect he gets here , due to his own actions , but he’s too cocky and egotistical to own up to it
he’s too cocky and egotistical to own up to it
Again, look who’s talking
You interrupted people joking around to self mourn
That’s like interrupting a soccer match to say how one of the players kicked you once…
No point in doing it , doesn’t make sense point it out there in that moment , and you ruin everyone’s mood
You misunderstood what i meant, didn’t mean that guilt tripping is reasoning, i mean’t trying to actually fix this situation.
Light is like you said, butting in this situation.
It would be good if he just apologized, did whatever else he needed to do and move on.
But unfortunately he still does choose to act like an overconfident hamster.
He made a situation out of jokes..
I know he did, but he could apologize if you didn’t like what he did. But he’s still continuing to do what he’s doing.
Look m8, all you need to do is watch what you say,
You could actually kill somebody with your essays lol
“A thousand dollars may look like a lot to a poor man
A thousand words looks like a lot to a bumbling fool as well”
Everything I write is done under seconds , it ain’t essays
checks bank account “£9,387.98”
..ok
Did you not read what I wrote
The point isn’t to call you poor dumb ass
You misunderstanding a simple quote like this proves my point
are you still going to continue to joke around during drama?
You honestly could just apologize or something and move on.
But your continuing to make this harder for everyone because your being stubborn.
He is
Assholes like him never change,they never improve.
I mean, I sure as hell improved, but mostly won’t change
If your talking about personality, that is..
I can’t be talking about personality because you don’t even fucking have one worth mentioning
Ok what-
I know you didn’t just say I don’t have a personality
Thats exactly what I said
I know it hurts your fragile ego
lmao I’m a happy guy, with many talents, friends, and may or may not be part of a game
..last one is irrelevant but worth mentioning
Everything about you is fine with me except the fact that you don’t approach drama correctly.
I’m pretty sure I’m speaking for everyone when I say nobody gives a fuck
build the chopper and find who asked in Lego city!
Look,I’m not in the mood to deal with your asinine bullshit right now
You shut your trap and I shut mine
Deal?
Nice
find who asked
That’s what every is asking when you randomly came here and played therapy patient…
I honestly doubt you improved.
You’ve been joking like this ever since i met you.
You sound slightly delusional.
If you don’t make some sort of change, your likely to end up with a bad reputation.
But like
Bro scroll through my oldest posts and say that again with a straight face
“Ever since i met you.”
I met you only a few months ago, and you’ve still been like that since.
Look, i don’t want to have anything bad with you.
I’m just saying, its not a good idea to joke around during drama.
This isn’t that type of community.
Plenty of people here already don’t like you, they were beginning to but you already brought down your chances by doing this.
If you make it through the community with this personality, that’s good for you. You’ve succeeded at being yourself, and that’s fine with me.
But if you don’t you might have to go with a change.
I enjoy talking to you less and less
i can’t tell if this is serious or not
User Banned
I still hate you
Dude , calm down
If this is because of the post the other day , it was my fault , he didn’t do anything bad
User Banned
Yeah fuck you idiotic whore who i thought was nice
Please don’t break out again
I don’t want you to go through your “phase” again
He is nice, your overreacting.
what are you trying to accomplish here, i get that you hate me
No
@ralph
Before you lock this post like a bitch
It’s all a skit
nice save
Nvm
A snowflake somehow made drama out of friendly online horse playing
Aw
I’m a snowflake uwu
You won’t even let me fool around with a friend without interrupting us…
I mean..
To be fair.. I woke up with 34 notifications about you, MAB, Colette, and Ralph
And MAB seemed upset
So like
Y’know
Then why didn’t you bitch at Radon…. if me , Mab and everyone else is trying to calm Radon down…
You specifically targeted me… even though I literally joked around with Mab….
Never knew that radon and mab had any history tbh
And I know that you and mab been best friends since he left…
…looking back…I look stupid
damn, what’s wrong with me
😐
I think you can start to see why I felt so acidic reading your comment when I was literally trying to protect Mab and Radon from ravaging each other , helping radon understand what even happened , and trying to keep a high mood , because the more people that squabble , the more chaotic Mab and Radon’s friendship is getting
You want me to say it so bad..
sorry, damn
I didn’t want you to say sorry when I know you’re going to pull stupid stunts like this yet again
that’s it
you’re getting the lol jk back for a week
Do it bitch
And here is my comment
Nice comment
Thanks man
Damn y’all love fighting
115 COMMENTS LES GOOO
Let’s make it to 200
Ok
Start an argument
http://sticknodes.com/stickfigures/360-OC-ash-pack/
Oof
Thought I memorised it
Just copy and paste random parts of this
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grinds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it. i will dislocate my own thumb just to shove the entirety of my forearm up your snout. I will control your brain from the inside. you will be my puppet, my pawn, my instrument. Sure you’re sorry, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn’t empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you’d better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin’s Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don’t like you. I don’t like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend, coward, degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion–i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. Allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. I’m fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is anabomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term “human” and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It’s so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that’s the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man’s body will understand it. I would rather withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it, give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water, stub my big toe over 50 times in one day, be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever, be a LITERAL cuckold, get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward, undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair, undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless, be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight – for the rest of my life, have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.
…than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.
I have no sympathy for you. I feel bad for myself for being forced to interact with you. Its bullshit that you are conscious and had to be in my vision. I will never recover from this – you have single-handedly jaded my view of the world and made me very hopeless and cynical. I have been violently puking in 20 minute intervals due to your worthlessness. You’re character is so devoid of any charisma that the only thing to do to would be to force you to change via bullying. You are a moronic human being after all things are considered. Don’t you dare stop reading my long insult that I am hurling towards you. Don’t even think of skimming over even a small portion of it. You need to peruse my long personal attack towards you with great intensity, and take all the hurtful things I have said about you very seriously and personally. The pain and suffering that I have been forced to endure due to you having briefly crossed paths with me has been excruciating. You put such little effort into thinking about your words, its almost as if you farted them out of your mouth. While you do this, your posture looks as if there is extra gravity weighing your down – so much so, that you look as if you’re drowning in a bog all the time. Struggling to make it out of the bog with each step you take. I harbor such deep feelings of pity for myself that I now consider myself to be less fortunate than a diseased homeless person – all because I interacted with you for an extremely brief moment. The length of our interaction was so short that if it was an interaction with anyone else for the same amount of time, I would have forgotten about it incredibly quickly and wouldnt have even been able to recall the basic premise of the interaction. However, since it was you, this interaction could and should be deemed as a crime against humanity. I will demand my doctor to prescribe me a cocktail of antipsychotic meds, xanax, ketamine, and barbiturates. I will be talking large amounts of each of the aforementioned drugs at the same time in hopes of offering me fleeting symptoms of mild relief from the trauma you have caused.
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