I am willing to pay someone to shoot Agent 8 in her stupid codclam octopus face with an E-Liter 4K Scope, she doesn’t shut up about the shiny thing in the locker and keeps asking me “what is shine in locker” every single day. As of now she resides in the Deepsea Metro and is most commonly seen in the Central Station having flashbacks nearby the remnants of a comically large blender.

This is not ironic, I’m being serious.