“Stop posting about Among Us, I’m tired of seeing it. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it’s fcking memes. I was in a server, right? ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I- I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend—the logo, I flipped it and I said: “hey babe, when the underwear sus”, HAHA! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I fcking looked at a trash can and I said “that’s a bit sussy”. I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronaut’s helmet and I go “penis? more like pesus!” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—”