I don’t understand people who wake others up earlier then 9.
Besides a job, why else would you need to, more time in the day yes but given you wake up earlier, you’ll probably sleep earlier as well so in actuality it’s roughly the same amount of time if you wake up later and go to sleep later.
so many inappropriate jokes
before you ban me, I would like you to know that none were intentional-
i mean jokes *i* could make
but can’t
for legal reasons
Dm me
👀
I don’t understand people who wake others up earlier then 9.
Besides a job, why else would you need to, more time in the day yes but given you wake up earlier, you’ll probably sleep earlier as well so in actuality it’s roughly the same amount of time if you wake up later and go to sleep later.
I had to reread this like, 4 times for some reason
I’m half dead rn give me a break-
I usually wake up before 9 anyway; around 7:30-8:00. Then I just lay there contemplating life for a good 15 minutes, then I’m up lmao
lmfao @ 9
4am master race
i wake up my alarm clock to assert dominance
i wake up my alarm clock to assert dominance
Ha, you dominate your alarm clock
That one was intentional
There’s something so simple, funny and kind of wholesome about a person waking up their alarm clock instead of vice versa.
How would you even do that
Well, wake up before the alarm would go off at 4 and tell it to wake up moments before it triggers making it seem like it’s responding to you.
Ha
I’m trying that
Lol
Here before you get impregnated
ok how do I respond to that-
I am the god of awkwardness
Not awkward, just…

…
Uncomfortable
Let’s make out , Hardy style
is that like a sex position, or-
Yes
Nice
Fight him
Wh..why
Why not?