I had a dream last night where I was at some manor or something and there was this couple and this evil vampire witch lady who was intending on killing them or something, then suddenly I was there with them and I remember thinking or knowing that said vampire lady was hot.

Naturally rather than feeling scared I was just flirtatious with her, I was doing some pretty menacing things myself and she was impressed, then suddenly her booba’s grew and she was in some skimpier clothing, I well… let’s just say I began to woo her (trust me it’s not as sexual as you might think).

Then fast forward and basically it was a quest of how would I a human, ahem… reproduce with said sexy vampire. Eventually I was told to basically wash my hair with magic purple shampoo along with my body 40 times, then enter a pool and finally we could engage in what was intended.

Summary: I was horny for a sexy vampire overlord and we had se-

Really pushing the boundary as a Mod aren’t I…