“hey john”
“yeah?”
“i heard people in alabama like watching bears wrestle”
“cool”
“wanna teach our pet bears how to wrestle so we can get money from people in alabama?”
“sure”
*mike grins ear to ear* “you fool…”
“what?”
“it’s illegal to teach bears how to wrestle in the state of alabama”
*mike disconnects, engulfing you in silence*
“where’s my money?”