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    willowsubscriberlegendary-noderuc-winner-lvl3featured-lvl3uc-votercrusaderoccifer 2021-08-31 20:14:01 UTC

    i defeated two nailmasters (which were four times my size) simultaneously and now this trapezoid mummy looking mf is calling ME a “coward of cowards”? this fella has to ASK her gods to kill me because i reign undefeated, the only god here is me

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    • Can’t you just head up to the podium and stab her
      Seems like a good solution, instead of plowing through all of those “gods”

      2021-08-31 20:31:00 UTC 2
      • Replying to: vuiceCan’t you just head up to the podium and stab her Seems like

        “gods” aka a fat fly, an angry fly, a pez dispenser with claws, a cowardly little worm, a bug with a needle, the same bug but louder, four cowards pretending to be scary, an angry oval, three mantises that need to fight at the same time to actually deal damage, two spheres, a simp who “defends his queen uwu”, a dead guy, a shapeshifter who barely shapeshifts, a guy who laughs too much, a cockroach who gives up trying to fight when her lobster dies, a bug who slept on a bench for too long, a jellyfish, a chadster mantis (actually deals damage unlike the other mantises), a simp who’s literally in your dreams, a bug that depends on magic to actually deal damage, a bug that depends on magic to actually deal damage but he floats and has a second health bar, the bane of every germophobe’s existence, five spheres with swords, an edgy blind ghost, a caterpillar ghost, a ghost who doesn’t know that he’s dead, a ghost moth, a ghost with four swords that are very slow, gorb (ascend with gorb), a ghost who wears slap wraps, two “tough” guys who need to fight together to be threatening, an other “tough” guy who doesn’t even have a weapon he literally just has a paintbrush, a fly with a big sword, a bug who couldn’t even do what he was created for correctly, a bug who wears a cape and snaps his fingers like he’s the antagonist in every disney movie, and the sun but this time it’s just a bug

        2021-08-31 20:52:25 UTC 0
    • as far as i’m concerned, all the land belongs to me and the weak should fear the strong

      2021-08-31 20:31:13 UTC 1
      • Replying to: [Abandoned]as far as i'm concerned, all the land belongs to me and the

        down with the meek
        up with the me

        2021-08-31 20:38:40 UTC 0