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    hikarisubscriberoccifer 2021-10-01 15:54:19 UTC

    Why do toasters have a setting where you literally burn it to a black crisp like anyone’s gonna eat that

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    • Wait, you DON’T like eating literal ash?

      smh so weird

      2021-10-01 15:55:04 UTC 9
    • Bruh, what kind of toaster do you have

      2021-10-01 16:07:48 UTC 5
      • Replying to: MellowBruh, what kind of toaster do you have

        I toasted your mom

        Wait too early

        2021-10-01 16:08:38 UTC 2
        • Replying to: hikariI toasted your mom Wait too early

          Take the word “mom”
          Remove the first M and replace it with a C, remove the O and replace it with a U, then leave it like that for a few seconds
          THEN, take the L and replace the last M with a CK, and finally replace the U with an O
          And there you go, you now have something to fit in your mouth!

          Optional: Put M and Y in the front (necessarily in that order), and a space in between
          It’s like a DLC except you have to pay and there are no other options

          2021-10-01 16:26:01 UTC 1
          • Replying to: MellowTake the word "mom" Remove the first M and replace it with

            Wait…
            C..U..CK..change the u to a o..
            Coc-
            Wait a minute-

            2021-10-01 16:32:12 UTC 2