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I had Oreos
I check the refrigerator
There’s no milk
I steal my brother’s keys
I drive to my local supermarket
I buy a gallon of milk
I put it in my his car
I drive off
I hear a loud bang
I get home and open the back door to my his car
The milk somehow fucking exploded in the back seat
I now have to wash milk out the back of my his car
But I still had enough for a glass of milk so that’s kekThis happens at 11 at fucking night
Hi btw


Sounds fake but that’s how you know it’s true. Sorry to hear that man.
Who even fakes shit like that-
…this is a valid point
Radon-
Holy shit , radar moment !!!
😳😳😳
Now that’s a shitty way to end the day off , lol
At least I got what I wanted
I think
Milky dies ???
🥛
So umm, sorry I fuck your milk and it died, so I left…
@milkymurderer
rip your friend/family
inb4 there’s a bullet hole in the car
Skill issue
Milk issue
It was for the milk