1997 Spamton: I CAN TURN MY HANDS INTO [Phones]!
1897 Spamton: MY PENTADACTYL LIMBS CAN TRANSFORM INTO [Portable Telecommunication Devices]!
1797 Spamton: MY ARTICULATE APPENDAGES DESIGNED PRECISELY FOR MANIPULATION CAN METAMORPHOSE INTO [A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals]!