Item #: SCP-1997

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1997 is to be contained in a dumpster with a pillow in it or a trash area, preferably closed for repairs. Apparently, that’s all it needs and all it will accept.

Description: SCP-1997 appears to be a white ventriloquist puppet approximately the height of an average middle-school child with black, shimmering hair. It wears glasses with purple and yellow opaque lenses, a black suit with small coattails, white gloves, black shoes, and white pants. SCP-1997 has a large constant grin and exaggerated cheekbones with red circles implying to be the ends of its upper lip. Pointy nose.

Interview Logs:
09/11/20█
████: You’ve been saying this for three hours now.
SCP-1997: BIG SHOT
████: Why do you keep saying “big shot”?
SCP-1997: BIG SHOT
████: Whatever, ██, can you try talking to this Pinocchio knockoff?
SCP-1997: [[██]]? Did YOU SAY [[██]]?
████: Yeah, so what?
*SCP-1997 proceeded to stay motionless for five days straight*
SCP-1997: BIG SHOT