i don’t get flat earth

it’s like
“gravity would turn it back into a sphere”
“ok well no gravity the earth is just moving”
“upwards really fast”
“there isn’t an upwards in space”
“energy of the heavens(?)”

ok but if the earth moving “upwards”, wherever it may be, and thats flat gravity, then a balloon is traveling at god knows how much? ok bud

and like “there’s no test that mass attracts mass” put a pencil, a pen, fcking uncooked spaghetti on a water bottle – or even your finger if you’re a surgeon – and put your other finger next to it, see how it spins? it’s called reality

antarctica is a giant ice wall barrier guarded by russian military personnel? literally anyone can go to antarctica, sure, only specific parts, antarctica a giant fcking desert, you think they’re letting florida freddy out punching penguins?

and the stupid “sun and moon very small rotate above the earth”, explain sunsets and seasons

the sunset would look completely different on a flat earth, the sun would just leave to the side and slowly shrink, and here comes the moon! ok, can you explain seasons now, please?

ah, so the sun moves between the tropics… so shouldn’t summer have faster days than winter or something? oh, i see… the sun changes speeds as it moves… so the sun moves at different speeds??????? it doesn’t

hmm, what’s that? “the sun illuminates this half and the rest is dark”? how is the line between night and day so clean? how does light go this distance over here and that distance over there? oh wait, let me guess, the light of the sun and moon counter each other, dont they?

i just don’t get this buffoonery

how were we so smart back in bc? we found out the earth was round because we jabbed a stick here and jabbed a stick there and stared at the shadows for a bit (i think)