You see, Ralph, the entire point is: you’ll be running with an orange in your hand during this exact date. However, what you don’t see on camera is a giant levitating eyeball, untethered from time, emitting a red aura, slowly getting faster and faster as you TRY to run, but to no avail. The eyeball catches you and you fall screaming into it’s black abyss of a pupil, falling until the end of time. Eventually, you will stop thinking, and the Ralph we all know will be no more.

Either that or you just want to show off your new pair of pants. It could be either one for all we know. See you around!