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    Mellowoccifersubscribermega-noderfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl2 2022-05-22 19:43:09 UTC

    I told you he could breathe air

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    • He’s drinking water isn’t he?

      2022-05-22 19:56:07 UTC 1
      • Replying to: that alien dudeHe's drinking water isn't he?

        Fish don’t drink water

        2022-05-22 19:57:40 UTC 2
        • Replying to: MellowFish don't drink water

          Yes I know but…well nevermind I just thought if a fish gets water in there body maybe..that counts as living…?I don’t fucking know

          2022-05-22 20:09:38 UTC 1
      • Replying to: that alien dudeHe's drinking water isn't he?

        That liquid is b ro w n
        What water you drinking that’s brown? You live in Flint, Michigan or something

        2022-05-22 19:58:28 UTC 7
        • Replying to: ████████ ██That liquid is b ro w n What water you drinking that’s brown

          Maybe he’s drinking from a lake i don’t fucking know

          2022-05-22 20:08:04 UTC 1
          • Replying to: that alien dudeMaybe he's drinking from a lake i don't fucking know

            Are you sure you’re not the one drinking from a lake, because you’d have to be consuming something funny to consider that

            Anyway, it’s tea. He’s drinking tea

            2022-05-22 20:12:29 UTC 2
            • Replying to: MellowAre you sure you're not the one drinking from a lake, becau

              I was starting to think he was drinking coffee cause u know its brown

              2022-05-22 20:14:28 UTC 1
            • Replying to: MellowAre you sure you're not the one drinking from a lake, becau

              Wan’ some crumpets wit yor tea?

              2022-05-22 20:30:28 UTC 4
              • Replying to: Cheese BiscuitWan’ some crumpets wit yor tea?

                I ought to shank you bruv

                2022-05-22 20:34:40 UTC 3
                • Replying to: MellowI ought to shank you bruv

                  blo’ e L

                  2022-05-22 20:58:52 UTC 3
        • Replying to: ████████ ██That liquid is b ro w n What water you drinking that’s brown

          me drinking my oil spill water 🤤

          2022-05-22 20:08:44 UTC 2
    • Fun fact: golden fish can survive 1 hour or more if their gills are wet

      2022-05-22 21:00:54 UTC 3
      • Replying to: NickisFun fact: golden fish can survive 1 hour or more if their gi

        “wet”

        That sounds pretty sus

        2022-05-24 12:04:20 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Burgie"wet" That sounds pretty sus

          …what is wrong with u

          2022-05-24 12:07:29 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Burgie"wet" That sounds pretty sus

          No wait, what is wrong with you?

          2022-05-24 14:46:46 UTC 1
    • He’s drinking mushed shit

      2022-05-22 21:17:55 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Logan-ZillaHe's drinking mushed shit

        Alright, keep your fetishes to yourself bud

        2022-05-22 21:21:34 UTC 4
        • Replying to: MellowAlright, keep your fetishes to yourself bud

          I don’t have fetishes, I have crippling thought processing and an unfunny sense of humor only dumb fucks like myself would ever understand

          2022-05-22 23:23:43 UTC 4
    • aesthetic

      2022-05-22 22:42:43 UTC 5