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vuice
2022-06-10 02:44:39 UTC Looks like I came 12 hours early.
The pool in the yard is quite nice, so I think Iāll sleep in here till morning. Also a comet here it seems, cool.
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And then out of nowhere, A voice echos across the sky like the gentle breeze of the wind…
“I think Moto Moto likes you”
The poor man on this very pool soon realized he wasn’t alone…
FUCK
“FUCK” The man shouted, He turned and… He couldn’t believe his eyes.
Could It be? No, It couldn’t. It shouldn’t. It wouldn’t.
He was slowly approaching the man all the while a melody of nostalgia played.
This anthropomorphic figure was eventually staring right into his eyes and somehow, The man felt an uncontrollable feeling: Lust.
The figure whispered into his ear: “I like em’ Big and Chunky”.
Many hours later, Invited Guests arrived at the very location. One of them decided to take a trip to the pool. However, much to their shock, The pool was overflowing with weird white liquids.
“Yo, Where you been?” The Anthro-Lizard asked before gazing upon the sighting…
“The hell is going on? Aren’t we all supposed to be in separate scenes?” A machine asked before also staring into the sighting. Soon everyone joined in and couldn’t believe their eyes. Suddenly, The Figure that met the man before many others emerged from the pool.
“I like em’ Big and Plumpy” His voice echoed across the area. Soon, Everyone fell into an undying urge to join in the fun.
Many days later, Everyone were never seen in their homes but Instead, In the now ever-growing pool where more and more continue to fall into Moto Moto’s Arms…
Did you just..
write Vuice X Moto Moto r34?
I knew this was going to happen
Unintentionally, Yeah
Although If we’re being honest, I also unintentionally wrote Everyone In This Collab X Moto Moto R34
never talk to me or my oc again
That’s my secret Vuice
I NEVER STOP TALKING!
anthro-lizard
Shit…Everyone fell victim to Moto Moto, Even me and my unfairly overpowered OC’s…
Hah, thatās where youāre wrong, my characters most powerful ability is to avoid sexual attractions.
HAH! That’s where you fall right into my trap.
Moto Moto has the ability to cause erections and sexual attractions among others regardless of their Sexual Orientation and Powers so therefore, Caiman’s powers would have no effect on Moto Moto’s Presence alone.
Hah, thatās where youāre wrong.
I have an uno reverse card.
And I have the most powerful weapon of all…
Twenty-Five more reverse cards and other weaponry.
Iām afraid iāll remain straight until the end of time, Logan.
This is where you die Anomaly!
I HAVE ROTTEN BUDDI!
According to R. Buddi Lore, He can literally do whatever he wants because of the power of Roleplay Logic. If you didn’t know, Roleplay Logic is simple: R. Buddi wins no matter what. You’re gonna blow up the universe? DODGE! You tryna hit him? DODGE! You tryna flirt with him? DODGE! And guess what? I’m afraid R. Buddi’s RP Logic allows him to defy the Uno Reverse Card.
Sorry Anomaly but sadly, You shall remain Gay for the rest of time.
Adding on to this: ROTTEN BUDDI IS INFINITE POSSIBILITIES HIMSELF! LONG BEFORE CAIMAN’S WEAPON! NONE CAN DEFEAT HIM! I HAVE WON! HAHAHAHAHA! SURRENDER NOW UNLESS YOU THINK WE AREN’T EVEN CLOSE IN WHICH I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY BUDDY, ALL NIGHT, ALL WEEK, ALL MONTH, ALL YEAR, ALL DECADES AND ABOVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
cringe
HAH! Thatās where you fall into my trap!
Even if iām gay, it wonāt matter cause I never am attracted to anyone, due to my previously established power to avoid romantic attachment!
Iām afraid you canāt beat me, iāll never be with another man, or a big hippo.
HAHA! This is where you cease to exist.
With the power of “Because I Said So”, You shall be attracted to Moto Moto. Combine that with the Range of Lust you’d feel for Moto Moto and I have won.
It is YOU who cannot defeat me.
Well I canāt feel lust if I canāt see him.
And I have a bandanna right here.
Iāll just wrap it around my eyes.
Oh yes you can?
Wanna know why?
Cause of Rotten Buddi? You canāt use him, heās too busy fighting over Moto Moto with other users.
No, Because I said so
That solves everything. I guess. But then again, I could make myself deaf, then your words wouldnāt matter cause i couldnāt hear you speak.
I shall force you to read lips
I shall force you to read sign
I shall force you to use ur senses to understand me
I shall always be prepared for whatever you throw at me
I shall win, You shall lose!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Or I could just kill myself.
That would work.
To be fair I have standards. Iām not going to sleep with a hippo.
Regardless Anomaly, Regardless…
You can only have a chance by erasing yourself from existence or admitting to your love for the Hippo.
Are you really willing to destroy all that exist of you just avoid some Fun-FUN time in the pool?
Yes, absolutely. If I have to do anything with an incredibly fat hippo named Moto Moto itāll be either killing that hippo, or running away from that hippo.
If ending the multiverse is the only way to avoid a r34 where iām is affiliated with a fat hippo iād do it. Although I am slightly curious.
Moto Moto can’t be killed… but Really? Wow, If you insist. You have to erase yourself from Existence.
You makin’ me question the curious part doe
Thereās just one problem with the story, Caiman would never say, āYoā He always says āAyā or Ayoā
So it couldnāt possibly be me.
Uhhh…
It him! Totally! *Writes a A on the yo*
Yes
And heās always grammatically correct, heās not a barbarian, heād say āAyo, where have you been?ā
Uhhh
*Rewrites his character*
Yes he is!
Alright guys Iām locking this fucking post. No more.
lmao
Aw hell nah, Vuice just shot down Malaysia Airlines Flight 17
Again