Number 13: Willow

The Willow is said to be an ancient toddler with the powers of a God and an unhealthy obsession with Pipebombs. Here we see a tablet that shows us Willow shoving a pipebomb in someone’s liver. Here he also attacks a civilization by standing there menacingly, How he does this is unknown as we have yet to see the Willow in person ourselves. It’s also been said that Willow tends to mutter random messages which might actually mean something.

I say If I see that thing, I’d fucking punt It to the air until I can fuck It up.