Some old-ass artist says he’s dying ( but in a very cryptic and abstract way ), draws nonsensical paintings ( actually has schizophrenia but no one wants to admit it )
He dies and the painting gets sold to auction for 69420 zillion dollars, some dumbass actually buys it despite looking like a toddler’s drawing
Said dumbass sells it to another auction after regretting his purchase, also invents a legend about there being a curse on this painting because his wife had an affair with another guy
Another dumbass buys it for twice the price, keeps it until he’s dead then it gets re-sold to an auction for triple the price
Painting gets destroyed in a fire, now a scrap of it remains and it’s worth more than the entire painting for some reason
Someone actually bought it and disappoints his family ( was about to send his son to college but bought this thing instead )
The scrap gets eaten by the cousin’s baby during a visit, baby promptly dies because apparently the painting is cursed
wtf is it tho
art
what is the art
its abstract, it’s not supposed to be anything
Looks like a nice accent to a room with similar colors like beige/white wood, light blue walls, red carpet
Art moment :
Some old-ass artist says he’s dying ( but in a very cryptic and abstract way ), draws nonsensical paintings ( actually has schizophrenia but no one wants to admit it )
He dies and the painting gets sold to auction for 69420 zillion dollars, some dumbass actually buys it despite looking like a toddler’s drawing
Said dumbass sells it to another auction after regretting his purchase, also invents a legend about there being a curse on this painting because his wife had an affair with another guy
Another dumbass buys it for twice the price, keeps it until he’s dead then it gets re-sold to an auction for triple the price
Painting gets destroyed in a fire, now a scrap of it remains and it’s worth more than the entire painting for some reason
Someone actually bought it and disappoints his family ( was about to send his son to college but bought this thing instead )
The scrap gets eaten by the cousin’s baby during a visit, baby promptly dies because apparently the painting is cursed
Repeat
the middle looks like a vagina
This is just like me fr 🤞🤞