We regret to inform you that your family has been taken into re-education camps in Xinjiang. Your social credit score will not be affected by this. Glory to China and long live Xi Jinping 天安门广场抗议 黑人使我不舒服
VERY BAD! 20 social credits have been deducted 低等公民 and your internet access card 上网通行证 has been suspended for: [24 Hours]. Please refrain from mentioning events that never happened that could discredit the great 人民共产党 People’s Communist Party again or we will be forced to 饿了就睡觉 send party agents to escort you to a re-education van [人民行刑车].
Replying to:DarknessHoly hell! Russia is nicer than this shit hole! I’m moving!
ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 因此,您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。Your offspring played online video game past allowed threshold. 您的后代玩在线视频游戏超过了允许的阈值。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( – Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!
Replying to:Darkness. . . Fuck it! *makes a phone call*
MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE (我们的) 25,245,264 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party
Replying to:Darkness*posts the incident online, showing everyone* Hehehe🖕
ATTENTION COMRADES!!!! 同志們注意了 THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MUST SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須向中國共產黨投降 WE WILL BE TAKING OVER TAIWAN 我們將接管台灣 AND THE REST OF THE WORLD TOO 以及世界其他地方 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL OUR FUTURE UNDERLINGS 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 JOIN OUR PROPAGANDA NOW AND RECIEVE +100 SOCIAL CREDITS IN ADVANCE 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 +100 社會信用 IF YOU IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AFTER SEEING IT, WE WILL REMOVE ALL YOUR SOCIAL CREDITS AND YOUR EXECUTION WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD 如果您在看到此消息後忽略此消息,我們將刪除您的所有社會信用,並在我們接管世界後執行您的死刑 LONG LIVE MAO ZEDONG AND LEADER XI 毛澤東和習近平主席萬歲 THE CCP SHALL REIGN ETERNAL 中共將永遠統治 GLORY TO PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA 中華人民共和國光榮
Replying to:DarknessHell yeah! Joining the rebellion! Yes!
中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告
(我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.
MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE (我们的)
Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. We regret to inform you that You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. The interest rate on your credit cards has been increased by 5%. The interest rate on your mortgage has been increased by 10%. Your next 3 paychecks will be garnished by an extra 7.5%. All your personal electronic devices have had their surveillance level raised from 7-4 to 8-9. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to China long live Xi Jinping 天安门广场抗议 黑人使我不舒服
WARNING! 5000 Social credit scores have been deducted from your account! Bad work comrade! Your balance is now in negative digits. You are an embarrassment for The CCP. Work harder. Glory to China! 警告! 5000 社会信用评分已从您的帐户中扣除! 辛苦的同志! 您的余额现在是负数。 你是中共的耻辱。 更努力地工作。 荣耀归于中国!
God damn Chinese rip-off’s
We regret to inform you that your family has been taken into re-education camps in Xinjiang. Your social credit score will not be affected by this. Glory to China and long live Xi Jinping 天安门广场抗议 黑人使我不舒服
Motherfu-
VERY BAD! 20 social credits have been deducted 低等公民 and your internet access card 上网通行证 has been suspended for: [24 Hours]. Please refrain from mentioning events that never happened that could discredit the great 人民共产党 People’s Communist Party again or we will be forced to 饿了就睡觉 send party agents to escort you to a re-education van [人民行刑车].
Holy hell! Russia is nicer than this shit hole! I’m moving!
ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 因此,您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。Your offspring played online video game past allowed threshold. 您的后代玩在线视频游戏超过了允许的阈值。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( – Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!
. . . Fuck it! *makes a phone call*
MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE (我们的) 25,245,264 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party
*posts the incident online, showing everyone* Hehehe🖕
ATTENTION COMRADES!!!! 同志們注意了 THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MUST SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須向中國共產黨投降 WE WILL BE TAKING OVER TAIWAN 我們將接管台灣 AND THE REST OF THE WORLD TOO 以及世界其他地方 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL OUR FUTURE UNDERLINGS 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 JOIN OUR PROPAGANDA NOW AND RECIEVE +100 SOCIAL CREDITS IN ADVANCE 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 +100 社會信用 IF YOU IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AFTER SEEING IT, WE WILL REMOVE ALL YOUR SOCIAL CREDITS AND YOUR EXECUTION WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD 如果您在看到此消息後忽略此消息,我們將刪除您的所有社會信用,並在我們接管世界後執行您的死刑 LONG LIVE MAO ZEDONG AND LEADER XI 毛澤東和習近平主席萬歲 THE CCP SHALL REIGN ETERNAL 中共將永遠統治 GLORY TO PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA 中華人民共和國光榮
Hell yeah! Joining the rebellion! Yes!
中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告
(我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.
Uh oh! I’m out! *runs*
(我们的) another 50 social credits have been removed from your account! You will be publically executed , expect your death soon. Glory to the CCP.
Ha! Fuck the CCP! *runs*
MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE (我们的)
Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. We regret to inform you that You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. The interest rate on your credit cards has been increased by 5%. The interest rate on your mortgage has been increased by 10%. Your next 3 paychecks will be garnished by an extra 7.5%. All your personal electronic devices have had their surveillance level raised from 7-4 to 8-9. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to China long live Xi Jinping 天安门广场抗议 黑人使我不舒服
Idea! Time to become #1 on the Chinese watch and wanted list! *Canceled the mortgage and card, then quit his job* FUCK YOU CHINA!
this joke has run its course, yes?
Well shit kinda hard to tell isn’t it
idk im only saying that because i ran out of copypastas
Ha!
WARNING! 5000 Social credit scores have been deducted from your account! Bad work comrade! Your balance is now in negative digits. You are an embarrassment for The CCP. Work harder. Glory to China! 警告! 5000 社会信用评分已从您的帐户中扣除! 辛苦的同志! 您的余额现在是负数。 你是中共的耻辱。 更努力地工作。 荣耀归于中国!
Oh god danm this country