After that I will have to learn HOW TO DRIVE!
God hope you don’t live in Georgia or I might think your kids a speed bump fr fr.
Lol jk in all seriousness though,
I don’t know what to say tbh.
Well Happy Early Birthday to you. Wanted to say before I forget, which I might. Hope you will withstand the Birthday Song. I don’t like it anymore because I got the privilege to be sung by the kids in the lunch room. It was embarrassing.
I hate the Happy Birthday song And yet on Monday I just know it’s going to be the first fucking thing I hear.
😔
I’m sorry but it’s tradition for me to post this
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Johnson
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
suffer
Why wait,
Is this the p i z z a. e s t a b l i s h m e n t version?
If it isn’t I just gave you an idea didn’t I?
It’s the official
I think
Happy birthday!
Also mind coming to Chicago? I have a sister I need run over by a car, and make it look like an accident
Depends, can she wait two years when I get my full driver’s license?
No
You get a lesser sentence when young and it’ll be more believable it was an accident if you didn’t know what you were doing.
However perhaps wait until you get your learners permit, that way they don’t question WHY you were driving.
Anyways I gotta go bye
Bye m8,
Let the bedbugs bite
I ate the bedbugs
Assert dominance and they leave you alone
Grill them next time
Nahh,
I like their raw juicy heads
Well Happy Early Birthday to you. Wanted to say before I forget, which I might. Hope you will withstand the Birthday Song. I don’t like it anymore because I got the privilege to be sung by the kids in the lunch room. It was embarrassing.
I will never understand birthdays.