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    ✈︎ (Grenade Messiah)subscriberuc-winner-lvl1featured-lvl1 2022-12-02 02:13:34 UTC

    My birthday is on December 5th

    After that I will have to learn HOW TO DRIVE!
    God hope you don’t live in Georgia or I might think your kids a speed bump fr fr.
    Lol jk in all seriousness though,
    I don’t know what to say tbh.

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    • I hate the Happy Birthday song And yet on Monday I just know it’s going to be the first fucking thing I hear.
      😔

      2022-12-02 02:14:57 UTC 1
      • Replying to: ✈︎ (Grenade Messiah)I hate the Happy Birthday song And yet on Monday I just know

        I’m sorry but it’s tradition for me to post this

        Happy Birthday to You
        Happy Birthday to You
        Happy Birthday Dear Johnson
        Happy Birthday to You.

        From good friends and true,
        From old friends and new,
        May good luck go with you,
        And happiness too.

        suffer

        2022-12-02 02:19:54 UTC 1
        • Replying to: MannyAnimsI’m sorry but it’s tradition for me to post this Happy Birt

          Why wait,
          Is this the p i z z a. e s t a b l i s h m e n t version?
          If it isn’t I just gave you an idea didn’t I?

          2022-12-02 02:25:53 UTC 0
          • Replying to: ✈︎ (Grenade Messiah)Why wait, Is this the p i z z a. e s t a b l i s h m e n t

            It’s the official

            I think

            2022-12-02 02:33:50 UTC 1
    • Happy birthday!

      Also mind coming to Chicago? I have a sister I need run over by a car, and make it look like an accident

      2022-12-02 02:20:48 UTC 2
      • Replying to: MannyAnimsHappy birthday! Also mind coming to Chicago? I have a siste

        Depends, can she wait two years when I get my full driver’s license?

        2022-12-02 02:22:55 UTC 0
        • Replying to: ✈︎ (Grenade Messiah)Depends, can she wait two years when I get my full driver's

          No

          You get a lesser sentence when young and it’ll be more believable it was an accident if you didn’t know what you were doing.

          However perhaps wait until you get your learners permit, that way they don’t question WHY you were driving.

          Anyways I gotta go bye

          2022-12-02 02:26:10 UTC 2
    • Well Happy Early Birthday to you. Wanted to say before I forget, which I might. Hope you will withstand the Birthday Song. I don’t like it anymore because I got the privilege to be sung by the kids in the lunch room. It was embarrassing.

      2022-12-02 02:23:47 UTC 1
    • I will never understand birthdays.

      2022-12-02 03:23:50 UTC 1