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Hey guys!
I’ve been a member for 100 days
Also, my streak is 100!
Also, my school did another essay contest. I think I would’ve had a chance of winning this one like the last one, however we had a word limit of 500 FUCKING WORDS. ONLY 500, HOW DO YOU WRITE AN ESSAY WITH THAT?
The essays I write usually go into the 1,500 range, so to shorten this one it was pure hell.




ngga complaining about a short essay i got a 5,000 word one due friday 🧑🦯
Oof
Wanna trade? /j
first 30 seconds very relevant
I struggle writing to 500 words.
We are 3 sides of a spectrum.
Hire me as your essay writer
Sure I’m in 8th grade and you’ll be violating child labor laws but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there
(Note, works for $500 cash a minute and only works on weekends)
You make a hard bargain
thats why i dropped out of school 😎
Oof, must’ve suffered a lot of head trauma considering many schools have 2 stories