Today while i was in the car with my father and my (very young as one’s 3 and one’s 1) brothers getting lunch this conversation played out:
My 3yo brother (who is also a demon but of whom i shall nickname C): I want chicken nuggies
My father (N) Okay then, maccas is just around the corner
(Cut to when we’re at the maccas)
N: what did you want again?
C: nuggers
N: so you want nuggets?
C: no
N: what do you want then
C: nuggets

I think that conversation immediately killed half of my brain cells at that drive thru