Today’s trend is…
Hm? Hang on, I’m receiving a transmission from Trendsetters™️ HQ.
I see…
There doesn’t seem to be a trend today, odd.

In other news, casualties continue to build up for the “Touching Grass Challenge”, now reaching the thousands 24 hours later. Governments worldwide are urging civilians to stay inside until the biohazardous grass is neutralised.