A man was just minding his own buisness until a baby flipped him off and the father was just listening to rock music then the father was disturbed by the man looking at the baby so he pulled out a revolver but the man was taking his cat out for a walk do the cat got mad and the cat flipped the father then they ran. Meanwhile two friends where having a chat until a angel with a revolver but the worried friend tild the angel to stop but the the angel replied with ” its okay to be a demon sometimes” and ghost’s came back to prepare to fight a brigade of aliens and robots. So the angel turned into a demon to fight both sides. The angel/demon threw his gun at fecal matter while asleep. And a man while watching the fight was very intrested in writing the fight and turning it to a book as he thought it would make him millions so he approved of the book. Then there where a bunch of sunglasses that a squid had to sell to some spiders but the bees where not to happy with the spiders purchase so they called some allies such as the worms,scorpians,snails and ants they all had a big war so the man who wrote the book about the angel fight decided it was also a good idea to kill the the other animals that survived the war to sell the bodies to the black market.

I tried

nah m8 I meant the E M O J I S