Don’t talk about “worst day of your life”. You never hand your legs shot off by a high caliber sniper, your ear eaten off by a pack of hungry wolves, your heart ripped out of your chest and sacrificed to an acient Aztec god, and caught the black plague all in one day. I did, so that means I’m better and therefore your feelings don’t matter. Talk to me when you almost die, kiddo
Don’t talk about “worst day of your life”. You never hand your legs shot off by a high caliber sniper, your ear eaten off by a pack of hungry wolves, your heart ripped out of your chest and sacrificed to an acient Aztec god, and caught the black plague all in one day. I did, so that means I’m better and therefore your feelings don’t matter. Talk to me when you almost die, kiddo
one time i fell down the stairs and sprained my ankle which means im better than both of you
No I stubbed my little toe on one of those metal door stoppers bolted into the ground
Well I almost had my fingers slammed into the door
It didn’t happen but it was a slightly scary experience and therefore I’m better than all of you combined
I got my fingers crushed in the hinges as a child