The secrets of the cosmos has been revealed.

Did u ever wonder? Who the fuck created sticknodes? Well Im here to make u shut the fuck up and sit your ass down.

The creator of sticknodes might be a normal and not a very special guy right?
wrong, fuck no, he’s a man that lies about his beard. Speaking about beards. I have found the source of the truth of ralph’s beard. Let’s talk about that later.

So how did ralph exist?
The same way u did fucker.
Incase your new heres

Steps on how to exist.

1. Race along with 800 million SPERMS bc your parents got busy, do a little usain bolt and win the race.

2. Make sure u don’t have siblings especially twins because u will have a very low chance. Make sure your not born in Texas.

3. yo momma found she pregnant, she will sing some cringy ass lullabies but kick here left lung to give her stage 2 lung cancer.

4. Train and grow everyday start kickin and punching while watching some police department self defense techniques.

5. PUNCH DA HARD GO HARD, ur mom looks like she bout to get birth now she will go to da hospital.

6. U get popped out. Then find the doctor who’s named “ryan” that gave you a fucking ugly ass belly button, sucker punch him.

7. Get out the hospital and start finding the guy who invented letters in mathematics.

8. Find his 1976 grandfather’s Folders, and find his listed war crimes.

9. Surrender him to da police and go off back to your home.

10. Waste your life by waiting 10 years waiting for the gta5 loading screen.

11. Sleep like der ain’t NO TOMMOROW

12. Shove your mom’s head in a basket and bring a cockcroch and shove it up.

13. Go to 7-11, and ask for 6 packs of toilet paper.

14. Protest against influencers.

15. Waste your life thinking about life.

16. Climb a mountain. And find the statue that looks like robbin Williams. If u see a statue that looks like John Corey GET DA FUCK OUT OF THERE.

17. Enter da statue, u will see Three women, 1 (latina) 2 (Amerika) 3 (china), pick latina, it will open up a passage way that contains the meaning of life.

18. Then jump of the fucking cliff and u realized sprite update still hasn’t released, so grab a magnet, a shovel, and a leg, a bottle if empty expired vodka, pre maid milk, fortune cookies, and a soda dispenser.
Aim the magnet downside and goals your floatint mid air.

19. Pass out from Gonnorea,

20. Die

There that’s how to exist.

I’ve search through Yt, Twitter, google, and 🟧⬛ just to see that.

His beard is fake