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Breaking news.
Developer of the popular animation website known as “Stick Nudes”, has been found to be holding several young children and teenagers in a warehouse in California. It was discovered when a heroic robber broke into the place to steal its valuables. He then promptly called the police to alert them of his shocking discovery. He saw children, as young as 5 years old, typing away to develop what appears to be a “Sprite Update”. Among the mix was his son known as “El Gigan Showa” hitting them with a whip to work faster. The police were incredibly thankful for this man, and all he asked was for the two youngest little girls to take home for his “personal endeavors”. The police eagerly handed them over. The selfless officers then ruthlessly beat Gigan, and then deported him to Mexico. Ralph himself is in police custody, and awaiting trial. His co-worker, Sean, was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a wild kangaroo.





I CAN’T believe he would do this
i can
first of all im 6ft
Really?
You always struck me as being pretty short to me, idk why
Though that height was a mistake
once again
i don’t like you
hey ralph! if I remove a single atom from a chair that gives me 2 chairs because the chair is still existent and the atom is still technically chair!
No you won’t have two chairs, you would have an oxygen atom, hydrogen atom, carbon atom, or one of the several trace amounts of metal atoms
It’s like saying taking the oxygen atoms from a water molecule and than saying you have water
well. if chairs are a bunch of atoms and oxygen and that stuff is arranged chair-wise, then what happens if you break the chair
is the wood arranged chair-wise still chair
no
but the atoms yes so its yes and no
But the thing is
That singular atom that you broke off wasn’t arranged chair wise. It’s like saying that recycled plastic used to make packaging is a water bottle if that recycled plastic originated from a water bottle
isn’t chair more like the word group
a chair isn’t a chair if you don’t have pieces of wood
a group isn’t a group if you don’t have people
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a chair isn’t a chair if you don’t have pieces of wood
Plastic and metal chairs exist
Tell it to the judge
Maybe he’d be short but damn 5’2″? He’s a dwarf at that point
That was a mistake, I didn’t think he was that short
very true
I thought you were 5’4 at the time tbh
Makes it funnier considering when you open the app the first statement is “Hi I’m Ralph, I’m the only developer of sticknodes, just me.”
wow! i’m three inches taller than ralph!