Gas: *drops large shipment of C4 infront of cookie* this *muffled swedish accent (he has a gas mask completely attached to his face)*

Bruh

Gas: You are forgeting they have enough to nuke atlesst 3 countries

Gas: i dont feel pain in that spot

Gas: No, i just let you get away. If i really wanted to i would shoot the weakest part of your armour with a caliber 50 bullet.

Gas: The toes/foot or your eye, theres nothing blocking it besides this weird blue thing, it feels soft like a fur coat from a sheep.

Gas: *pulls out fnMinimi loaded with 50 caliber bullets and shoots both of cookies eyes*

Gas: *hides in a bush with an m249 and blasts cookies eyes before cookie notices* score
Gas: 1
Cookie: 0

(Advanced scope with longe range upgrade)

Gas: gott’ee

Its way too late, “blasts cookie before cookie notices” nice try bitch

Gas: i hate cookies…..

Gas: *little flames in eyes and then shoots usion machine and tosses it in the ocean*

Gas: *grabs real one and snaps in half and torches it with flamethrower*

Its impossible to get inside gases mask
Gas: nice try dumbass, you cant go inside my mask. *jumps in river*

Gas: *lights head on fire with a fire proof armour on* try me

Gas: *points gun to usion cookies head* Can you just come back. I dont want all of us to die.

Acctually
* cookie: 1
Gas: 1

Gas: *holds a magnum revolver up to cookies head* can we just stop doing this and get the work done?

Gas: i knew that would happen, thats why i have so many usions, like this one. And this one.

Gas: thats sure what you called them

Gas: well, shit. Mine was in the 5 digits

Gas: and i meant upper 5 digits… and i skipped all of grammar class.