Decided to touch this so called “grass” and it was incredible!

I was playing with my so called “sister” (everybody knows women aren’t real), when the ball we were using landed in our pool. Like any rational person would do I decided to jump into the freezing cold water to get the ball out, but when I got it out my sister threw it back in so I had to stay in longer to get it out again. Though I actually warmed up to it pretty quickly, so I decided to stay in, and the rest of the gremlins came out and went in the pool with me, had fun.

So how do I rate this so called, “outside”, 7/10, I heard prolonged exposure to grass can poison you a while back though (from my very credible source, Willow), so I recommend hiding inside your basement away from the rest of society for the rest of your life anyway just to be safe