Dear ophidiophobics (people who are scared of snakes),
Your fear is irrational, not all snakes are venomous, and the ones that are really venomous usually have rattles… so I guess maybe for deaf people… it could be considered a rational fear by me. Also, snakes only bite if you come to close them, and they’re not f*cking slimy, so if I see one f*cking person say they’re scared of snakes because of how slimy they are, I’m going to f*cking lose my sh*t. Side note, I would be terrible therapist.
Sincerely, Sam