(This isn’t a repost, you didn’t see anything)

So I went to Universal Studios Hollywood for a field trip on October 27th if you didn’t already know and I figured I would document my experience…

What I Experienced

After some boring nonsense involving watching waiting for the bus which was much later than usual and having our intellect severely undermined when they put on Despicable Me 2, We arrived! Yay. We waited a bit for all the students to go to bathroom and whatnot and then we had a tour of the place. We than had a presentation about jurassic period plants and then had to find the plants where those who passed could go on the Jurassic World Ride first. It was suspenseful and that drop was horrific… I loved every second of it. Me along with like a four other kids then tried to go on Transformers: The Super Epic Ride in 4D but the wait was long and we needed our food vouchers. After that, I got a little lost… I then explored the TF Supply Vault and that Nintendo World place where I realized just how fucking capitalistic these fucking parks are. A simple plush, no bigger than say your average frontier remote, will cost $17 at the least and a simple name key chain thingy cost $14. It may not sound a lot unless you only have $45 to your name (I speak from experience).

After that, I went on the Transformers Ride and also loved it to death especially as a massive TF ultra mega fan. It just makes me wish that one small thing didn’t ask for you to get a loan from the bank. Once I was done with that, I went to the Mummy Ride where I was scared shitless of the intense speed of it all… At least I was until it experienced a technical difficulty and all of us had to leave the thing. I then went up to the upper lot and did more exploring, I went on the despicable me ride and I loved it too. Very good ride. Finally, I went to the Mario Kart Ride which was easily the longest wait, it took pretty much two hours just to start throwing shells at bowser. Once that was done, I went to go eat at the Simpsons restaurant using my voucher as payment. I had a Krusty Burger with Fries and Coca Cola/Coke, It was very good though I would’ve preferred crack. Get it? Coke? Crack? Cocaine? Anyways, I then did a bit more exploring whilst also drowning in the despair of knowing that $45 could only get you so far. Eventually, we all left and had a long bus ride back to the place where we were dropped off which would also be the place where our parents would pick us up. The End!

Let me remind you that this is the short version of the story, the long version could probably fill a few bible excerpts and knowing that the lot of you tend to have the attention span of a deficient goldfish on life support, I tried to shorten as much as possible whilst also keeping in the important shit. I had tons of fun and I’d love to go again, the pics are some of the stuff I experienced.