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day 3 on the realm wasi ncredibly fun
i started off by getting 28 iron, smelting 20 and putting that in a chest for cheese biscuit, then lemon joined and showed me some of the new stuff he built earlier todayafter that, i labeled my chests and i made some mushroom stew for guests, because i thought it would be funny to have a little “bowl of candy”
then surprisingly, stkm joined out of nowhere and we fought some pillagersafter that he gave me a full stack of raw iron for no reason at all(???)
and then promptly, he took me to the abandoned village by spawn and i got to get some carrots and potatoes, which was exactly what i needed, although i didnt have any carrotshe took me to his island after that, which was awesome, and he let me take some of his carrots, and then a creeper immediately blew up his house
in our shock and surprise, we immediately rebuilt it, because it was only a corner and we had the supplies (always be prepared, friends)
then we slept togetherafter that he proceeded to take me down to the mines, in which i afked for most of it for some reason
he left, and then i fell down the ladder and died
out of my appall-ment(?) of dying, i gathered by stuff back and went back to my house and planted the carrots and potatoes i got earlierthen i left and wrote this




then we slept together
Stop cheating on me!!
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU KNOW THAT
itβs okay jade, you clearly seem happier with him :[
this is my first time actually interactign with him
you didnβt even take him out to dinner first?
Man this sounds fun.
it really is
i dont think the prejudice against you is that bad anyways idk why cb wont let you join
ur not as bad as you used to be
of course you say cringy stuff sometimes but we all usually do, even the most uncringy people
youre def better than the weird dude who fucks bacon (im remembering that right?)
He mastur(you know it) while eating bacon
I’m gonna try to join again soon, but probably on my 100th day (I thought of doing it tonight out of impatience). I definitely got better, I will agree. I think CB might still see me in the way that I was on my first 2-3 weeks
Also, I did notice at some point you started to.. talk to me, that’s the moment I realized I was somewhat over with the cringy newbie phase.
yeah it usually takes a little bit to get acquainted with this places humor and stuff and id say youre starting to fit in more, ill try to do what i can to convince cb to let you in because 1. the realm needs more players and 2. youre pretty goofy
this is your node arc
Lmao this is my node arc. You pretty much said it exactly in “usually takes a little bit to get acquainted with this places humor and stuff”.
Also thanks for saying you’ll try to convince him. (I’ll even give him a stack of iron as payment to join if it comes down to that.)
lol awesome
spelling error
i didnt have any carrots = i didnt have as much carrots as i had wanted, so bla bla bla