Python’s top fast food restaurants, rated by their chicken.

Starting with .8, we have the ones I’ve never tried, so I can’t really rate them. Church’s, Hardee’s, KFC, and a couple others.

.7, Wendy’s. The hell is in those things? They taste like they were fried in liquid mercury!

.6 McDonald’s. I know that’s a controversial opinion, but be honest with yourself. They’re only good for the nostalgia factor.

.5 Burger King. Solid 5, they taste fine. Nothing good nothing bad.

.4 Sonic. Better than BK for sure, but other than that not really that notable.

Coming in at .3, Chick-fil-A. These thing go HAAAAARD, especially the chicken sandwiches. Overall great chicken 👍.

.2, Culver’s. If you don’t have one in your area, you’re missing out. These taste immaculate.

And finally, .1, Raising Fucking Canes, this is the SINGLE GREATEST CHICKEN TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH!! Not one thing is wrong with it! It does everything Culver’s does wrong, which is almost nothing, right! And what they do right, Canes does it 2× better!