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As I gyatt into your eyes, my sigma did a total glow-up, fam. I knew deez nuts that era that you were my ride or die, my dommy and mommy . So, listen up, queen – I’ve got a proposal that’ll make you go “OMG, BASED!”
Picture this: a ishowspeed function with my wholesome 100 bussy and Grimmer Shake . We’ll be busting it down to Shawty Wanna fuck while I bust a nut all over my Opps
I promise to be your femboy , your boo Skibidi through Ohio and Toilet. We’ll slay , slay together, stays together. So, what do you say, boo? Will you be my forever Oomfie ? Let’s make some Sigma Jits, create some twitch moments, and build a Red Lobster together that’s straight-up Parking Lot Pilled .
I can’t wait to gyatt forever with you, making Yeet and living our best Gyatts. So, what do you say, babe? Let’s make it Sigma. Peace out, bae.








Marriage proposal in progress
Consider yourself an Opp

Consider not talking smack to Ralph
I will rip his head off and cave your entire fucking chest in with it if you talk to me like that again
i think thats a move in mortal kombat
Lmfao
Gigan, blink 3 times if you’re being held captive.
I think he has gone mentally insane
what