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ion feel like working on my game today.
….soooo
LETS PLAY A LITTLE GAME
your month: your sex/illness/curse/whatever i feel like putting in
ready?
no?
i dont care.
January: Alzheimers
February: Lebanon
March: every hour a Rei plush hits you in the head
January: January
April: Pan. you are now sexually attracted to Frying Pans.
May: you turn into a devil and constantly cry on the month of May (for no apparent reason)
June: Gay. you like big oily sweaty men.
July: explosive diarrhea every hour.
Alzheimers: January
August: you sweat constantly, no matter the conditions (damn shawty you hot)
September: gambling addiction
October: English or Spanish?
November: Casca Treatment
December: January
That about concludes tonight’s show! Hope you had fun! see you never!

@anomalyalt15 We’re going to Vegas Casino’s
yay time to gamble my existence away (already broke)
of course i get the rei plush one…
People born in December should get a 7’ft tall muscle mommy.
what is lebanon
y’know, the place where they killed Stuntman Mike.
I like marchs one but sadly I’m November lol
wtf is the casca treatment
i already have a gambling addiction wym
fine then, i’ll change you with the Gays, but add “:3” after.
May: you turn into a devil and constantly cry on the month of May (for no apparent reason)
this is borderline harassment 😭
ITS NOT MY FAULT I TURN INTO A DEVIL WAAAAHHHHHH
Both
anyone born in august wanna hmu <3
w h a t
what do you mean “what”
Im born in January
What
April: Pan. you are now sexually attracted to Frying Pans.