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    Chinoguri capsubscriberocciferuc-winner-lvl1 2024-06-22 03:25:11 UTC

    Me when someone asks “Alright who are the drywall this time?”

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    • “raise your hand if you eat people alive, watching them slowly squirm and bleed out as their life drains out of their eyes with every bite you take out of their flesh!”

      my silly ass:

      2024-06-22 06:25:16 UTC 1
    • Me when someone asks “did you feed your grandma 2 cups of play-doh, shoot the dog with a nail gun 4 times in the neck, beat the mailman with a pipe, light 5 pedestrians on fire, drive over every inhabitant of a golf course with a ride-on lawnmower, and rip off the refrigerator handle!?”

      My silly ass:

      2024-06-22 06:58:13 UTC 0
    • “Raise your hand if you have ever gotten shoulder to shoulder with a run down fence and then got a peice of fence about 1.5~ inches long stuck in your arm, the had your dad who can lift 80 pounds try and almost fail to pull it out!”

      My silly ass:

      2024-06-22 08:21:50 UTC 1
    • “Raise your hand if you have ever committed genocide on the Russians starting a new world war and committed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 war crimes including but not limited to torture, keeping war prisoners, genocide (again), fake surrender, killing an unarmed enemy, killing civilians, bombing and attacking neutral countries, slavery, discrimination, killing hostages, biological experiments, breaking the Geneva Convention, destruction of a personal and public property because of its cultural origins, bombing important buildings such as schools, shelters and hospitals, killing thousands of innocent children and mass rape”

      My silly ass:

      2024-06-22 13:33:09 UTC 1
    • I don’t get it

      2024-06-22 16:44:06 UTC 0