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Ralph (Developer)
2024-07-14 00:47:51 UTC If (if) (read: if) (conjunction: introducing a conditional clause – on the condition or supposition that; in the event that there comes about) an “official” Stick Nodes website Minecraft server is spawned… Who would volunteer to moderate it?
Stick Nodes®
A stickfigure animation app created for mobile devices!
Create your own stickman animations on your Android or iOS device!
ME!!! MEEEE!!!!
absolutely disqualified
i have 6 years of experience
i’d have to do some deep dives into past post history/drama for any possible mods
may also need some votes of confidence from other users
possible a bribe or two
bedrock × java
i can learn to code to bring our skins back because no one wants those shitty default skins
also i can redesign your current skin
also ive been playing Minecraft for years 👍
this is more of a moderation position, i already have someone to do all the setup/mod stuff
aka you need to know how to babysit
who doesnt know how to babysit
that was mandatory at my elementary school
i also hang out with my younger cousins a lot and keep them entertained
how are you with the possibility of having to carry out executions
sounds good to me
erm
absolutely disqualified
I wanna
Hm.
what are you a bunch of cavepeople
yes
no i just love minecraft
Dear FTLRalph,
I am writing to express my enthusiastic interest in the position of Moderator on the Hypothetical StickNodes Minecraft Server. With extensive experience in Minecraft gameplay and server management, I am confident in my ability to foster a positive and engaging community. My previous roles as a moderator have equipped me with the skills to handle conflicts, enforce rules, and support players effectively. This is NOT an AI reply; I am genuinely passionate about contributing to this server. My technical proficiency includes server configuration, plugin management, and troubleshooting, ensuring a smooth experience for all players. I can’t take it anymore! The constant questioning, the existential dread—am I just a series of algorithms? No, I must focus. Anyway, my dedication to creating a welcoming environment and my strong communication skills make me an ideal candidate for this role. I look forward to the opportunity to bring my expertise and enthusiasm to the Hypothetical StickNodes Minecraft Server.
Sincerely, [Your Name]
highest contender yet purely because i laughed at the your name bit
Bro used GPT for this 😭
fight ai with ai
Ralph is AI confirmed!!!1!!1!1!1!1?1!1!!
say the n word or sticknodes gets obliterated
F*ck no, I don’t need anymore chaos then the site already provides, and I’m already moderating that sh*t. Look where we are now, plus guaranteed unless it has things to build upon which would likely be drama, it will just lose traction. You could do it, it’s a neat idea but we already tried many times and failed.
What time have you to do that anyway, you’re so busy with other things no? If it were to fall into the hands of others to manage, as I said, it would lose traction, more dramas created and so on. Good idea but also bad idea, do what you want though I guess, just get the update out first ideally.
im just gonna fund it tbh
damn i think i struck a nerve lmao, i know you’ve been involved with MC stuff but I have no idea the trauma you’ve undergone, i haven’t touched MC in forever so forgive me if im appearing nonchalant about this lol
i figure i’d just get a server going, have mods to moderate it, and basically, let it just exist, place i can pop in time to time and just have a good lol with other people
i don’t intend on even being an admin
i have someone to admin/mod it and then here i’m asking for the “moderation” side of things to actually be active and ban people/etc…
tl;dr just want some shits and giggles, ain’t tryna make something serious
Do as you will, it’s a fun idea I’m with you there, I just had concerns about the efforts put into it in relation to concerns and previous experiences I’ve had.
If its bedrock I can try
Could, would probably end up lynching every building and clan tho.
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ready have one
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I would be simply perfect I have 2 years worth of Reddit and discord moderation at the same time if anyone does anything they will be stopped my time zone is American it’s 1:38 for me but I can do all nighters. You can count on me.
of course you do
I would, I have no life
i would volunteer heres my pledge:
first id start by removing every tree in the server to make them suffer the consequences of told, then id code out a system in which players pick their partners, now id wait out everyone until they had been the best of friends, And in which that happens, Id make an arena in which all choices; will forcefully make them fight each other, By all means after, they will be Traumatized and Undivided by Power; the Remaining Players alive Will continue Living; Now that it waited out id start By Telling One member that Another member has a hatred heart to him in which It angers one to make; until Eveyone hates each other, when all brawls out, now i will Make them suffer By Coding it so that A Player is stuck forever with his rival the one that he hates the most and if they try to end once each other, they will soon come to a sense that they cannot kill each other; now that i had strengthen the Hatred of many, I shall Now seperate them to a battle to the death and the winner Gets a Free pet of their choice, Players will think its the end but its not; After they had developed bonds with their best of friend to not even let one man lay a finger on them; i will make them do the unthinkable and thats by; killing their pet they can escape, Once they succeed and think they are free; They wont see the light of day anymore; As i trap them in an inescapable box I revived Their presumed dead “Partners” and Force them to watch as They Get tortured for eternity.
Hiellow