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Vertical pockets are a crime against humanity
I shouldn’t have to worry for my phones safety when I sit down, I shouldn’t have to worry about the contents of my pockets spilling out because I squat down.
Horizontal pockets are superior in every way. And that’s why I wear jeans in summer because I don’t have any other pants or shorts with Horizontal pockets.






i think you mixed up vertical and horizontal
horizontal is side to side
vertical is top to bottom
Did I stutter
I hate vertical pockets because when you sit down they become horizontal and everything falls out.
When you sit down with horizontal pockets, it goes from horizontal to vertical. And the crap still stays in
oh
why do you keep crap in your pockets
wouldnt that get messy and smell
r u into that
do you wear diapers
Dammit silly
By crap I mean stuff. (Knife, phone, change)
oh yeah i know
undeniably based