If I was Ralph and actually gave a damn about this site (❤️) I would try to get as MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE to make human centipede themed figures. I’d even create a cash prize for it too, just to stoke the flames of creativity.

But we all know Ralph isn’t as bold and creative as I am, and he could never think to indulge in such an awesome idea. I’ll just be another tortured artist among the crowd of the helpless, another of the thousands subdued by Ralph’s inattentiveness…