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💀HØŁŁEY-ĴØŁŁY-FƯЯЯŸ-1997ÇƘ1500💀
2025-05-03 05:49:51 UTC I love how people are starting to realize how terrifying and horrifying the idea of dinosaurs actually is
Like yea hell to the fuck no, if them motherfuckers bring back giant, silent, murderous chickens the size of tractor trailers, you bet your ass im moving to Australia
Id rather deal with minecraft spider sized spiders crawling up my shitter at 3 am then the constant threat of being rexy’s din din every time I just wanna do some nighttime street racing
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I’d find them giant spiders instead of that wierd raptor shit thingy that spits acid or whatever that black material is on ur face
🤓Erm actually, the Dilophosaurus never spat out venom in real life. That was just something they made up for Jurassic Park🤓
i’d solo
same, a thousand times over
Plot twist: the dinosaurs learn how to migrate to Australia.
Your screwed, you have the spiders AND the dinosaurs.
How the fuck is that T Rex with its tiny ass arms gonna swim to Australia 🥀🥀🥀🥀
Slowly…
Ice bridge between Alaska and Russia, down to China, Vietnam, more south.
Island to island,
Boom
Aussie land.
They might be dedicated mother fuckers If they’re hungry enough.
They’re fat enough, they’ll just float like a boat and use their legs to move
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nvm ck1500 already explained it
Nah not if I have a hidden VC commodore with a bull bar
They aren’t actually just murder birds, they’re animals, just like everything else.
And also, a T-Rex wouldn’t even care about you IN THE SLIGHTEST because we have the nutritional value of a potato chip compared to them
Yea, but my guy
If they “claim” territory that is on someone’s land, and that someone goes into that “territory” on their land, that’s gonna be a big issue
And big John ain’t gonna do shit against a t Rex unless he has a fucking 4 bore single shot.
Ah, you’re right, they can get into territorial disputes, but who’s “big John”?
I’m more focused on whoever the hell randy is
yeah, so we are basically just some bite of barely any protein, not to mention those people out there who are built like twigs