Ok so at lunch some girl asked for my chocolate milk for some reason. Now, I was gonna just steal my friends chocolate milk, then give her mine, but then I realized “holy shit, asking some random kid that she knows only from seventh grade PE and being in the same advisory for chocolate milk? In eighth grade? That’s basically asking me out!!!” so of course, I said yes and now she’s my girlfriend and im popular for a reason that ISNT a fish.

Just kidding, I actually completely ignored her, but tomorrow I’m sneaking in 2 chocolate milks, so then I dont have to steal my friends milk and if she asks again she’s totally asking me out, this is confirmed phoenic rizz!!!1!1