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Trump: “Finally, i’ve made it to the island… Epstein Island…
It really looks different than I’m used to… all these trees, big beautiful jungle trees, Jeffery really remodeled the place, he really did”
(Satellite Phone Ringtone)
Trump: “Wait… this isn’t Epstein Island…
He’s right behind me, isn’t he…”



Idk seemed relevant at the time i posted it
Asset 87 hating humans with a passion is so amusing to me. Dude literally can sense a human and go “they need to die”.
HIS NAME IS SPINOSAURUS
Literally true though
Mf has evil Spidey-Sense </3
Fun little fact, the Spinosarus is JP3 has a name. Its asset 87.
https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Asset_87
I apologize if I sounded like a smartass i wasn’t trying to
Nah you’re fine I knew that already I was just being silly