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Dolly!? and I frequently rob chain gas stations.
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actually i do all the work. let’s be honest. there’s not enough going on inside your head to pull off the high detail heists ive planned. he sits in the passenger seat and listens to nine inch nails while i smack cashiers with honey buns and drive the getaway car my own damn self. love your confidence tho babe!
2026-02-20 21:39:44 UTC 
If this isn’t love then I don’t want it.
It is.
Dolly!? and I frequently rob chain gas stations.
Nothing says romance like free baja blasts and face-fucking a cashier with a bullet.
actually i do all the work. let’s be honest. there’s not enough going on inside your head to pull off the high detail heists ive planned. he sits in the passenger seat and listens to nine inch nails while i smack cashiers with honey buns and drive the getaway car my own damn self. love your confidence tho babe!
“What started as a match ended in a mugshot”🔥