DreamLogs Continued

Let’s get right into the weird-sauce.

The dream I just had was, truly… Something. it started off with the whole world being abandoned due to some apocalypse, like LITTERALLY NOBODY AROUND, and it was a free roam dream? So you know what the first thing I did? Go to f* walmart and eat as much food as I can, but I somehow rode a go-kart on the way there picking up random objects like it and throwing them just to see what would happen, was genuinely fun.

Things started to get weird once I got in the big store though, and what do you think the first thing I did was? Hmm? Well, the thing I’ve always wanted to do EAT AS MUCH FUCKING FOOD AS I POSSIBLY CAN!! MAN I, I WAS PIGGING OUT MAN. cart full of pure gluttony and I swear to God it all tasted so real ohhhhhhhh

But we’re forgetting that these are my dreams , and if you don’t know my dreams always have to have some sort of psychological horror attached to them.
That said for some reason something told me to check out the managers office, and, I immediately got hit with this sense of pure fear and dread. There was this, woman-thing behind some f*** curtain with one side of its face poking out the side of it with an overly, horrifically, detailed eye on some “hey handsome” bullshit, so you know what I did?

I picked up a pickle jar and BASHED IT TO FUCKING DEATH, NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT. I guess I got so sick of the horror bullshit that I litterally had enough, I mean- I had freedom! And your telling me some courage the cowardly dog ass thing is going to suddenly ruin it? FUCK NO! FUCK YOU BITCH
I litterally let out all my anger with those pickle jar strikes, I didn’t even look at whatever the fuck this thing was I just killed it instantly.

That seriously does baffle me though… Because does that mean I could have done that this whole time? My nightmares were a choice??
Hehe… *Doom music*

Jokes aside that had to be the most refreshing thing I have ever done in a dream. I hated it’s voice and the way it tired to talk to me. I don’t think I’ll be seeing that fucker ever again. (GOOD RIDDANCE)

hope I sent it to hell.

Although I shortly woke up after, which made me sad. Because I wanted to eat more food. DAMNIT MAN. but atleast I got to pervent it from turning into some nightmare bullshit, and the funny thing is I don’t even like pickles I don’t know why that was near me or why it was so effective as a weapon but it just worked.

TL;DR I had a semi-lucid dream where I was the only human on earth and I decided to steal as much food from a grocery store as possible and I killed a nightmare creature (with a pickle jar) in the process because it pissed me off and I was tired of all the freaky deeky hubbada-bing bingity BULLSHIT.

IT DESERVED EVERY STRIKE FROM THAT DAMN PICKLE JAR I SWEAR IM SO SICK OF MY DREAMS TESTING ME. NAH IM GOING TO ATTACH A DOOM SONG TO THIS POST AS A WARNING TO ANY OTHER CREATURES THAT MAY RESIDE IN MY HEAD TO LEAVE MEE ALONE!! or you get PICKLED
100%, 1000%, DESERVED. and was probably the most SATISFYING thing I think I’ve EVER done in a dream.

Posting this pretty early, so uh good morning lol.
(This counts as a streak saver for NFN, still stuck at 3 days :0 )

Mick Gordon - BFG DIVISION 2020

(headphones warning ⚠️)