Ḧ̶͙͇͖͈͉͍̤̩̫́̓͂e̴̯͒́́̃͆͐͗͗̊͝ͅ ̶̹̘̻̅͊̃̚͜w̷̳͉̫̱̳͈̲̲̽́͝i̵̛̻̳̹͖̎͂̊̏̓͘͜͝l̴͉̟̯̿͛͜ĺ̸̢͔̣̥͉̄̾͋͆̋̊͝͝͠ ̷̡͕̼͕̦̳͍͍̪̂n̴̨̳̮̲̠̙̖̔́̔̄̅͑ͅo̵̳͔̽̕ṯ̸̅̃͑̔͗͘͝͝ ̸̬̑͑͒͐̍̂̌̉̿͝ę̸͈̦͔͉̰̙͎̈̅̃̽͘̚͝͝͠s̸̪̳̦̖̦̭̮̠̼̖̀͝ç̶̛̫̱̤̺̭̦͕̈́̿̑́͑͋̕a̶̮̬̠͉̺̻͗̄̏̌ͅp̷̛͚̺̉̂̇̿̈̄͠͠͝ḙ̵̠̔̋͂́̿̑͝ ̷̼̽̐̓̑̈́͛̔͠t̴̲̹̝̱̜́̓̎h̸̝̗͓̙̲͎͇͕̦̽̽́ę̴̡͈̣͕͔̙̦̜͔̾͌́͂̒̈͊̂ ̶̨̢͙̲̫̂͌̽͐̂w̷̟̑̌͐̐̐̓̕r̷̼̜̻̞̲̙̞̰̞͛̄͌͐̉͂͝͠͠a̶̯͐̍̒t̴̖̙̮̼̐͝h̶̡̯̭̩͔̀̅̎͜͠ ̴̢͉̙̳̰͔̙̱̿̋́͠ͅơ̴̧̢̹͎̜̭̳͇̮͙͐̽̅͊̌͗͆̚f̶̨̜̓̏ ̴̡̩̰̬̉̆͘t̸̡͙̗̗̟͓͐̔̎͊̋̆͑̃̈́͋ͅh̶̨̢̛̪͕͇̪͚̮̦͙̀͊̂̉̀̅͐e̴̲͍͑̏̆ ̵̧̢̜͔͈̼̠͚̤̔ṣ̶̢̛̮͖̳̞̩͎̐̓̐̊̄t̸̨͈̹̳̾̀̋̈́͆̆i̶̜̲͌̌̽͋͗̄̓̕c̴̦̩̯͎͚͖̱̠̓̒̚͜ḵ̷͍̼̯̒͒̔̏́̽͝ͅṋ̸̜̦̺̖̮͍̞́̄͋̔͋͌̇́͘ǫ̷̧̥̺͔͍̳̪̗͐̈͂͒̊̅̍̅͝d̵͎̤̦͍͈͎̙̍̔̀̂̐̃̒̓͘͘ę̵͕̱̥̹͉̳̮̇s̷̥͎̀̿̋̔́̑̒̈͘͠ ̵̰̹̩̣̻͈͍͆͂̈́͝c̵̰̜̖͒́̔͜ò̵͎̤́͛́̔̀̉̓͝m̶̯̔́͛͒̍̚m̴̰͈̞̿̋͋͛͝ũ̴̡̗̥̣̮͈̽̈́͛͛̿͐ṋ̵͎͙̦̩̹̠̄̾̾i̴̧̱̙͍̊̆̔͐̃̕t̴̢̩̩̫̣͔͉͎̺̉͑̑͠y̶̛̝̳͎̥͓͉̮̽͑̓͗̅̓̃́̔

for reference

ngl it might’ve been funnier if I did the lawyer bit instead of the hell bit but whatever

thankfully this aint hazbin hotel, other wise this would be more heaven than hell